a particularly large, disgusting looking piece/portion of roadkill, usually squirrels but also including dogs, deer, rabbits, spare tires (if they are covered in blood), chipmunks, rodents, hairy animals, or celebrities, with lots of blood.
Holy piss, that was the biggest smimy I have ever seen! Turn around so we can take a picture of it!!
by Megan December 31, 2003
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by megan January 22, 2005
Calling "Shotty!" on someone, is sort of like calling dibs on someone you'd like to "do" in a sense. Normally used in a manner of joking between friends.
"Shotty on Napoleon Dynamite!"
by megan January 04, 2005
by Megan December 01, 2003