Megan's definitions

Yahoozafitz

Slacker, anti-christ, and unworthy of a higher position.

You dumb yahoozafitz.

by megan December 12, 2003

tonguing phobia

One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).

Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!

by Megan February 22, 2005

how'd

how'd ya get that bite on your neck?

by Megan July 20, 2003

hater aide

Someone that acts like a jerk, and dislikes many people, may have drank some of this.

Man you must have been sippin' on some hater aide!

by Megan July 2, 2004

suck at life

A phrase to be yelled when a mistake is made -- be it big or small. Japanese in origin.

1. Cindy: I broke a nail!
Jane: You suck at life!

2. Jane: I hit an old man with my car as he was crossing the street!
Cindy: You suck at life!

by Megan September 4, 2004

Merch™

Really sexXxi, hot, gorgeous... wanted by Megan!

Whoo hoo look it's Robbie! :P

by Megan July 25, 2004

hoobalation

A party in which becomes very boring or is not very 'banging'.

Man, that party was a hoobalation.

by Megan July 24, 2004