Mega Hemroids's definitions

34.5

34.5, exactly half of 69; Slang for a blow job or half of the sexual act of sixty-nining.

Bitch I want some 34.5

by Mega Hemroids October 11, 2020

05’

An 05’, or to pull an 05’ is a violent criminal act committed by an individual with a criminal history shortly after a martyr has been created.

Lawd Jesus, that boy almost murdered that po pregnant girl just like ole George Floyd did after he done got out prison in 05’.

by Mega Hemroids June 7, 2020

Spud

Spud; a lazy couch potato. Often someone who lives a very sedentary lifestyle.

Tom is a lazy spud

by Mega Hemroids December 14, 2021

Cherry Cheese

A Very cheesy pussy.

Clean out yo nasty cherry cheese, bitch.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Ohio Brussel Sprouts

Ohio Brussel Sprouts is the act of sucking small round food items (ideally large grapes or Brussel sprouts) out of your partners anus.

Liz stuffed a bag of skittles in her ass and made me do Ohio Brussel Sprouts. All I can taste is fruity shit.

by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023

Unda Oafh

Unda Oafh is the ridiculous facial expression that boxers, Boston terriers and pugs have with their African American lazy eyes and flat wide noses. Unda Oafh was a phrased by OJ Simpson when he was sworn in during his testimony, showing his very Afro-American featured and glazed over lazy eyes.

Bro 1: WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT DOG??? HE IS LOOKING IN TWO DIRECTIONS!!!!

Bro 2: Aww shit man, he just unda oafh.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Baby Flush

After you cum in your girls pussy and she pisses your baby gravy out in the toilet, the act of “Baby Flush” is taunting your potential kids as she flushes them down.

Bro 1: Rachel is such a cunt. She pissed out my load and laughed at my swimmers.

Bro 2: Shit man, That’s a baby flush. Nicole does that every time.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019