Definitions by Mega Hemroids

05’ 

An 05’, or to pull an 05’ is a violent criminal act committed by an individual with a criminal history shortly after a martyr has been created.

Lawd Jesus, that boy almost murdered that po pregnant girl just like ole George Floyd did after he done got out prison in 05’.

05’ by Mega Hemroids June 7, 2020

Bidness 

Business.

Mind yo damn bidness, bitch.

Bidness by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Funcle 

A fucking idiot of an Uncle.

Daughter: “Uncle Mike is such a damn creep! He is 30 years old, doesn’t have a job, smokes a brick of weed every day and he is constantly eye fucking me and my friends!!!”

Mother: “Well honey, that’s why daddy calls him your funcle.”

Funcle by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Ball Washer 

A mouth. A dirty mouth.

Shut your ball washer fat boy.

Ball Washer by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Horse Clean 

An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.

Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.

Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.

Horse Clean by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

PSA 

Slang for body odor or dirty smelling un showered people, which usually smell like popcorn, shrimp and ass.

Dat boy smell like PSA!

PSA by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Fock 

A fuck sock. A sock used strictly for the purpose of masturbating.

I AM SICK OF CUMMING IN A FOCK!

Fock by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020