by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020
To be Pepsi is to be anything other than white. Literally EVERY stereotype but white. Greasy Mexican. Slimy Jew. Ghetto Black. Filthy Arab. Mafia Italian. Stupid Polak. Cheese eating surrender monkey French. Bat eating Chinaman. ANYTHING but white.
Ho 1. “Damn girl , I heard Kaylonni’s big white ass pregnant again.”
Ho 2. “Awww, you know. She so Pepsi boo”
Ho 2. “Awww, you know. She so Pepsi boo”
by Mega Hemroids February 25, 2021
A highly attractive married middle aged soccer mom who is often seen flirting with teenage clerks at the local supermarket. The Pearl Lexus usually comes from a wealthy family, has a successful husband and lives in an upscale suburb or enclave of large cities. She can most commonly be found driving a pearl colored Asian crossover or SUV. While the Pearl Lexus is harmless, her overbearing sense of entitlement and self grandeur can be insufferable at times. She often has no moral compass and only lives to cheat on her often doting husband but studies have showed that only 63% of Pearl Lexuses cheat on their spouses.
by Mega Hemroids May 08, 2020
The act of ejaculating into an older female with silver hair, sitting her on your face and drinking the remaining cum out of her pussy. The name silver Russian comes from the white alcoholic beverage, the White Russian combined with the partner’s silver hair.
Ron: “Dude. Tom’s mom dyes her hair brown. I fucked her the other day and afterwards she sat on my face! She has a HUGE silver bush!!!!!”
Brian: “HOLY SHIT! She gave you a silver Russian!?!?”
Brian: “HOLY SHIT! She gave you a silver Russian!?!?”
by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020
When a rather large person has a sudden urge to deficate and runs full speed to the bathroom. The thunderous rumbles from such a large beast are reminiscent of the Japanese planes flying in. The bombs dropping and the destruction that follows can only be described as Pearl Harboring.
Holy fuck bro, did you feel that rumbling???
“Yeah. That’s my dude bro Mugga hustling to the toilet. He weighs 400lbs and last night was chili-(several explosive thuds and splashes are heard)........oh fuck, Mugga Pearl Harbored.
“Yeah. That’s my dude bro Mugga hustling to the toilet. He weighs 400lbs and last night was chili-(several explosive thuds and splashes are heard)........oh fuck, Mugga Pearl Harbored.
by Mega Hemroids June 25, 2018
by Mega Hemroids January 28, 2020
The act of hanging from a jungle gym or other tall supportive structure to allow your partner to perform oral and anal oral sex on you. This act differs from the Utah Jungle Gym as the Arizona Jungle Gym is 100% heterosexual and does not have to involve anal eating.
Bro 1. John said he gave Katie the licking of a lifetime last night. I don’t know how he did it!!!????
Bro 2. Easy, she climbed up on a ladder and he gave her an Arizona Jungle Gym.
Bro 2. Easy, she climbed up on a ladder and he gave her an Arizona Jungle Gym.
by Mega Hemroids May 07, 2020