Mega Hemroids's definitions

Pepsi

To be Pepsi is to be anything other than white. Literally EVERY stereotype but white. Greasy Mexican. Slimy Jew. Ghetto Black. Filthy Arab. Mafia Italian. Stupid Polak. Cheese eating surrender monkey French. Bat eating Chinaman. ANYTHING but white.

Ho 1. “Damn girl , I heard Kaylonni’s big white ass pregnant again.”

Ho 2. “Awww, you know. She so Pepsi boo”

by Mega Hemroids February 25, 2021

05’

An 05’, or to pull an 05’ is a violent criminal act committed by an individual with a criminal history shortly after a martyr has been created.

Lawd Jesus, that boy almost murdered that po pregnant girl just like ole George Floyd did after he done got out prison in 05’.

by Mega Hemroids June 7, 2020

34.5

34.5, exactly half of 69; Slang for a blow job or half of the sexual act of sixty-nining.

Bitch I want some 34.5

by Mega Hemroids October 11, 2020

California Omelette

The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.

Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Fock

A fuck sock. A sock used strictly for the purpose of masturbating.

I AM SICK OF CUMMING IN A FOCK!

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Ball Washer

A mouth. A dirty mouth.

Shut your ball washer fat boy.

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Funcle

A fucking idiot of an Uncle.

Daughter: “Uncle Mike is such a damn creep! He is 30 years old, doesn’t have a job, smokes a brick of weed every day and he is constantly eye fucking me and my friends!!!”

Mother: “Well honey, that’s why daddy calls him your funcle.”

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020