59 definitions by Mega Hemroids
Ohio Brussel Sprouts is the act of sucking small round food items (ideally large grapes or Brussel sprouts) out of your partners anus.
Liz stuffed a bag of skittles in her ass and made me do Ohio Brussel Sprouts. All I can taste is fruity shit.
by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023
After you cum in your girls pussy and she pisses your baby gravy out in the toilet, the act of “Baby Flush” is taunting your potential kids as she flushes them down.
Bro 1: Rachel is such a cunt. She pissed out my load and laughed at my swimmers.
Bro 2: Shit man, That’s a baby flush. Nicole does that every time.
Bro 2: Shit man, That’s a baby flush. Nicole does that every time.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
Alcoholic Urine. Named for its deep amber/orange color, often derived from dehydration and renal failure.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
To be a Cadillac is to be a former high benchmark. Often times this may also define the low point between ones former glory and their comeback.
Roy Orbison was quite the Cadillac in the 70’s but he REALLY made one hell of a comeback before he died in 88’.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
A Tennessee Omelette is the act of fucking your girl in a junk car while it’s being crushed. The idea is to nut in her and escape before you are killed by the crusher. In the even that one or both parties are killed in the act, it becomes a Tennessee Ketchup Omelette.
Mandi and I did the Tennessee Omelette in a 75’ Ford LTD at Cooters Crushers last night. Barely made it out.
by Mega Hemroids July 6, 2023
The act of fucking your partner and making her suck your penis clean after, followed by a cheesy one liner joke much like the ones that used to be printed on Good Humor popsicle sticks.
Also Cherry Creamsicle the act of doing so when she is on her period and Fudgesickle the act of doing it analy.
Also Cherry Creamsicle the act of doing so when she is on her period and Fudgesickle the act of doing it analy.
After I fucked Karla I stuffed my cock in her ballwasher and gave her a Good Humor. As she swallowed I said “No respect. No respect I tell ya”.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
by Mega Hemroids November 5, 2020