Definitions by Meera Swami

negative sideburns 

Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline . the reasons for this are unclear, but may be a protective mechanism against inadvertently displaying ginger burns.

Did you see our bosses new haircut?
Yes he's certainly gone a bit razor happy, he now has negative sideburns.

negative sideburns by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

geekarama

A situation where one is surrounded by lots of geeks, such as in a science lab. Can also be used to describe a situation where a person is acting in an above averagely geeky manner.

I was at this party with lots of computer scientists and accountants, it was complete geekarama.

geekarama by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

jlf 

Jesus Loving Freak. Refers to those sad souls who stand in the streets and preach to the masses to be saved and that you will burn in hell if you don't join up with their cult. Also can be used to describe the spread of evil of all evils - televangelists.

I can't believe she had a go about me about having had a one night stand, she is such a JLF.

jlf by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

VM 

The Virgin Mary. Can be used when describing the plethora of religious art on offer in Italy or any biblical stories involving the holy one.

When we were in Florence, all the pictures had the VM in.

VM by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

VML

Virgin Mary Lover (see VM. Devout Christian or Catholic. May also be used in a semi-ironic manner to describe a religious hypocrite.

Catholic boy is such a total VML, he was going on about how abortion is an essentially selfish act regardless of circumstances

VML by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

Baby J 

Baby Jesus in the manger. Can be used as an abbreviation when describing numerous works of religious art and also in the Nativity story. Differentiates between the baby and adult Jesus Just J and is often used in conjunction with the VM

Oh look, another picture with the VM and Baby J.

Baby J by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

Just J 

The adult man Jesus, son of God. The Just differentiates the adult from the commonly used baby, baby J.

Just J could walk on water

Just J by Meera Swami January 29, 2007