jlf

Jesus Loving Freak. Refers to those sad souls who stand in the streets and preach to the masses to be saved and that you will burn in hell if you don't join up with their cult. Also can be used to describe the spread of evil of all evils - televangelists.

I can't believe she had a go about me about having had a one night stand, she is such a JLF.

by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

skinny malinky

Someone who is ridiculously thin but doesn't think they are. A condition commonly suffered by size zero celebrities such as Nicole Ritchie, Kate Bosworth, Teri Hatcher and the rest of the lollipop lady brigade.

I went dress shopping with her the other day and she thought she looked fat in everything she tried on, I was like, as if, you real skinny malinky.

by Meera Swami January 22, 2007

biscuit party

A seemingly innocent description for a sordid night of passion. May be accompanied by baking in an attempt to bring some wholesomeness to the whole slutty proceedings, but who knows what happens to all those baking ingredients.... I sure wouldn't want to be eating those cookies....

Why didn't you come home last night? I was at a biscuit party.

by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

Just J

The adult man Jesus, son of God. The Just differentiates the adult from the commonly used baby, baby J.

Just J could walk on water

by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

repunge

To extremely repel or disgust someone. In a skin-crawling, body shaking manner, usually accompanied by the exclamation "urrrrgggghhhh".

I was utterly repunged by his ginger body hair.

by Meera Swami January 21, 2007

geekarama

A situation where one is surrounded by lots of geeks, such as in a science lab. Can also be used to describe a situation where a person is acting in an above averagely geeky manner.

I was at this party with lots of computer scientists and accountants, it was complete geekarama.

by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

negative sideburns

Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline . the reasons for this are unclear, but may be a protective mechanism against inadvertently displaying ginger burns.

Did you see our bosses new haircut?
Yes he's certainly gone a bit razor happy, he now has negative sideburns.

by Meera Swami January 29, 2007