Definitions by Meat Man 666

Meat teat 

Alternative word for a penis

Lee the blind disabled man thought he was sucking on my wifes tit, but he actually had his mouth around my meat teat.

Meat teat by Meat Man 666 February 11, 2019

Meat Snot 

Semen

I was sucking Andy off last night, and my mum walked in on us just as I was wiping meat snot off my chin

Meat Snot by Meat Man 666 October 3, 2018

Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.

Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.

Smegaladon by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018

Meat Udder 

An alternative name for a penis

I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.

Meat Udder by Meat Man 666 June 16, 2018

Beef Polo 

Ass Hole

I walked in on my dad fingering his beef polo over pictures of me, it was sick.

Beef Polo by Meat Man 666 July 13, 2016

Meat Guillotine 

The act of cutting off a poo in a hurry by tensing your butt

The fire alarm went off whilst I was taking a dump so I had to engage the meat guillotine.

Meat Guillotine by Meat Man 666 March 9, 2015

Strumming the meat guitar 

Female Masturbation

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night

Strumming the meat guitar by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015