Meat teat

Alternative word for a penis

Lee the blind disabled man thought he was sucking on my wifes tit, but he actually had his mouth around my meat teat.

by Meat Man 666 February 11, 2019

Meat Snot

Semen

I was sucking Andy off last night, and my mum walked in on us just as I was wiping meat snot off my chin

by Meat Man 666 October 3, 2018

Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.

Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.

by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018

Meat Udder

An alternative name for a penis

I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.

by Meat Man 666 June 16, 2018

Beef Polo

Ass Hole

I walked in on my dad fingering his beef polo over pictures of me, it was sick.

by Meat Man 666 July 13, 2016

Strumming the meat guitar

Female Masturbation

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night

by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015

Meat Guillotine

The act of cutting off a poo in a hurry by tensing your butt

The fire alarm went off whilst I was taking a dump so I had to engage the meat guillotine.

by Meat Man 666 March 9, 2015