Beef Polo

I walked in on my dad fingering his beef polo over pictures of me, it was sick.
by Meat Man 666 July 13, 2016
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Meat Snot

I was sucking Andy off last night, and my mum walked in on us just as I was wiping meat snot off my chin
by Meat Man 666 October 03, 2018
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Meat Guillotine

The act of cutting off a poo in a hurry by tensing your butt
The fire alarm went off whilst I was taking a dump so I had to engage the meat guillotine.
by Meat Man 666 March 09, 2015
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Meat Udder

I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.
by Meat Man 666 June 15, 2018
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Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.
Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.
by Meat Man 666 August 14, 2018
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Meat teat

Lee the blind disabled man thought he was sucking on my wifes tit, but he actually had his mouth around my meat teat.
by Meat Man 666 February 11, 2019
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