i ono

slang term for "i dont know" used on instant messenger when the person is too lazy do write the full word

person 1: what time are you going to your moms?
person 2: i ono

by melissa March 06, 2004

squeeze

What happens when you eat too much cheese.

Paul tends to squeeze it really hard the morning after eating lots of cheese.

by Melissa January 28, 2004

muckle-mouthed

A person who has a very big mouth

Sarah is muckle-mouthed

by Melissa April 16, 2005

monkey bath

a "bath" that cleans only the body parts that smell. monkey baths typically do not involve total immersion in bath water, but rather require only the use of a washcloth and water.

ah man i dont have enough time for a shower...i'd better just take a monkey bath.

by Melissa September 12, 2003

teno

another word for cool, awesome, badass, ect.

that shits Teno man!

thats so teno dude!

by melissa March 15, 2005

crack-ass worthy

Made up expression to describe a really laugh friendly situation or joke.

That girl is awful funny; she really cracks my ass.

by melissa March 13, 2005

Baby Daddy

A sorry free loading guy that gets jealous when he sees his baby mama with other guys, only comes around when he is horny and so he wont get put on child support.

My baby daddy was hating when my boyfriend came because he could'nt get none and was stunting like he came to see the baby.

by melissa September 14, 2003