jack sparrow

free,unconventional,brilliant,genius,dirty outside but good hearted,sexy black eyes,drunken speech and moving,great pirat,captain of the black pearl

the only rule that really matters is:what a man can do and what a man can't do....so can you sail under the command of a pirate?

by mel October 22, 2003

lounge lizard

A playa of the 1920s.

Tom Buchanan, a lounge lizard? Ha! I banged ten times as many hoes as that dumb brute.

by Mel October 10, 2003

pimple

Not to be confused with a pimp.
A red form of acne. Not a turn on.

Look at the nasty pimple on his nose!

by Mel February 25, 2003

Squeebenhofen, Tra-quee III

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic Adventure of Popes, Pineapples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Beniquila Monsontra and Fippleosa McDurfur.

I have to write a report on Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.

by Mel July 16, 2008

weeiner wagon

A station wagon, in a version of a pussy wagon.

"were's my mom with the pussy wagon?"

by mel March 23, 2005

win on

to hook up with or pash, usually involving some random whose name you never got in the first place or can't remember. Can also refer to engaging in some form of carnal knowledge without actually possessing any or very little information regarding your conquest.

Girl 1: "did you win on?"
Girl 2: "yeah...then I hid in the bathrooms all night."

Boy 1: "so I met this girl, and we won on, and I got her digits and tried to call but it was the wrong number."

by Mel January 10, 2005

cvl

real thugs that rock red and black all day long. love the 5 cuz the 6 is a bitch

fuck g.d.

by Mel May 7, 2004