A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic Adventure of Popes, Pineapples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Beniquila Monsontra and Fippleosa McDurfur.
by Mel July 16, 2008
"were's my mom with the pussy wagon?"
by mel March 23, 2005
by Mel February 25, 2003
by mel December 09, 2004
free,unconventional,brilliant,genius,dirty outside but good hearted,sexy black eyes,drunken speech and moving,great pirat,captain of the black pearl
the only rule that really matters is:what a man can do and what a man can't do....so can you sail under the command of a pirate?
by mel October 22, 2003
Vending Machine Breakfast: A pastry or something from a vending machine at work that you eat if you don't have time to have anything better. Some people will have VMLs or even (God help them) VMDs.
by Mel October 13, 2003
by Mel May 07, 2004