smells

What people say when they feel stupid and want to laugh at someone.

Sam: Gary?
Gary: Yeah?
Sam: Smells!!
Gary: Shut up, you fucking loser.

by Mel August 27, 2004

pocket gay

also known as PG. Little/short gay man that can fit in your pocket

He is so PG, he can fit in your pocket.

by mel October 28, 2004

haiduc

Somone who steals from the rich to give to the poor, Robin Hood style.

While on trial for theft, he claimed he was a haiduc--so should be let off.

by mel December 1, 2004

mollywop

To hit someone really, really hard.
It leaves a mark.

Give me popcorn or I'll mollywop you.

by Mel December 22, 2004

Black Pearl

sign for freedom,captain jack sparrow's ship,famous pirate ship,nearly uncatchable,cursed,black sails,fasterst ship on the high seas

It’s not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails that's what a ship needs but what a ship is…what the Black Pearl really is…is freedom.

by mel November 4, 2003

ming

Originates from the Latino pronounciation of "man." Must be spoken by a white person, especially a girl, to have its full effect.

Hey ming, what are you doing tonight?
You coming ming?
That's a nice car you got ming!

by Mel March 26, 2003

ya mum

the answer to anything and if you can't be bothered to think of an answer just say "ya mum"

Q.what did you do on the weekend?
A.ya mum
Q.how are you?
A.hows ya mum?

by mel November 16, 2003