Me 's definitions

threatmantic

Threating and Romantic

"Someone stole my threatmantic email!"

by Me October 13, 2003

g-13

The dankest pot ever made. It was made by the government. A plant was stolen once and spliced with another strain, that is the closest potency you can get to g-13.

I wish I had some g-13 so I could get really fucked up

by me March 24, 2003

Michael Vick

An above average passer combined with a great runner equaling a good quarterback.

"Michael Vick is a pretty amazing quarterback!"

by me February 13, 2005

lfpos

The name of my computer.

Stands for: Little Fucking Piece of Shit

Often gets called this when courseworks due and the mother fucking printer decides it's gonna fuck me around.

Me says: work you Little Fucking Piece of Shit, print out my fucking document! biatch

by Me March 7, 2004

Smashing Pumpkins

What i feel like doing when people have to add that they hate rap (for false reasons) when talking about a rock band. Rap isnt only about shooting and pimping. Stop watching MTV and then get a better idea of what rap is.

"I hate rap. Its only about guns and prostitutes. The Pumpkins are awesome."
"Yes they are, but youre still a dickhead."

by me January 24, 2005

cher

Best friend of plastic surgeon

one surgeon to another: Since Cher hired me ive been able to buy a new 100 ft cruiser, a house in St Tropez and buy a new gulf stream jet...

by me September 13, 2004

Trail of Tears

Contrary to popular belief, the Trail of Tears isn't the strip of hair from a girl's back to her asscrack. It is actually the name given to a particularly hairy man's happy trail, or trail of hair starting as far north as the chin and ending in the pubic region. Some men's Trail of Tears are so hairy they actually do not have a distinct path and may continue onto the rest of the man's belly or chest.

When Zack Martin took off his shirt for the swim meet, we all got a really good look at his Trail of Tears...

by me May 15, 2006