scant

another word for broke or not having any money

I cant go out tonight, Im scant

by me March 01, 2004

captain planet

three words: he's the devil
he is summoned up by Gaia worshiping hippie fucktards into wicca

Ted Turner has serious mental issues.
captain planet is the gayest thing ever
even Richard Simmons is saying "god damn that show is gay!"

by me April 08, 2006

ski

When a girl gives to guys a handjob at once with both of her hands.

"She skiid us both last night"

by Me April 17, 2004

Jeby Eyes

When you get to that state of inebriation that your left eye must look a completely different way then your right eye to focus on the person or object.

Look, she’s got Jeby eyes!

by Me May 13, 2005

Conan O'Brian

The best talk show host, funny mother fucker!

Sorry, I can't have sex with you now, I might miss Conan O'brian!!!

by me November 05, 2003

bored

word kids use to describe themselves when they are trying to lead up to a dirty question

Hey I am bored, what about you?

by me January 17, 2005

speiss

To take ordinary English words and create "alternative" and "unique" spellings.

"When she filled in the form, she speissed it so badly that it was unreadable"

by me May 13, 2005