titty tucker

AKA Hotdog...(reference the original definition)...and just picture it.

Dick: Honey, how bout a titty tucker!
Honey: Is that a new kind of bra?
Dick: haha...I'll show you...

by Me March 15, 2004

Kumlin

To be injected with ejaculate in both the face and anus. Often while the reciever is sodomizing a thai hooker. Ejactulator(s) can be either human or goat.

Those two mexicans gave Kevin a Kumlin

by me May 30, 2004

blows

meaning that you dont like something and it everyone is unhappy with it. the world would be a better place without it...

also meaning blow-jobs, or to suck on a males lower middle extremity

these two definitions may be used together to describe the utter lack of use for something

basketball blows monkey balls....

by me April 18, 2005

Fruit Punch Special

The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.

My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!

by me October 20, 2004

plosion

an occurance of ploding

That was a thouroughly convincing plosion

by Me March 05, 2003

farmersville

Small town in texas about 45 miles from dallas.

small texas town with a population of 3000

by me November 03, 2004

Doing Stats

Sitting down and taking a 2 hour unauthorized break.

Hey dude, I'm hung over, I'll be doing stats.

by me July 21, 2004