knurd

TO GET DRUNK!!!!!!! WOOO HOOOOO (a shitty code name for drunk.....)
dude i want to knurd tonight so badly
by me February 14, 2003
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dink

by me March 24, 2003
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Christina Aguilera

A singer with a great voice.

And for all of you only like two of her songs are about sex in that 20 song album. As for her image yes it is a little.. i mean very slutty but i'm not sure how that is justification to hate her.

Listen to what you are saying and maybe you'll see it makes no sense
Why people are afraid of a little skin i'll never know. You have skin too and half the population has the same parts as her. Get over it.
by Me March 14, 2005
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punk rawk

"Im so gay..i love punk rawk music..actually i dont really listen to it cuz im a poser and i just like spelling it"
by me March 11, 2005
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Chat drama

when you go into a chat room and start cursing out your friends who are supposedly sleeping with your boyfriend or saying something about you behind your back
I heard you were sleeping with *name here*. He's mine you backstabbing bitch!!

I heard you were saying things about me *name of accused here*
by Me November 21, 2004
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Gun Kata

Throught analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights.The cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon.each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone.Inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents.While keeping the defendant clear of the statistical traditional trajectories of return fire.By the masters of this art your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%.The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
by Me February 16, 2004
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Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"
Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!
by Me February 26, 2003
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