lombard, IL

a crappy little suburb of chicago where theres nothing better to do then do drugs and kill yourself
Kid one: where do you live?

Lombard Kid: Lombard

Kid One: That sucks
by me May 13, 2005
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shoot gun

1.) Misspelled form of shotgun.
2.) What you do with a gun.
1.) (Excerpt from a Redneck definition:).....sitting out on their front porch holding a shootgun talking about niggers.

2.) Shoot the gun, dammit!
by ME October 25, 2004
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croot

Chicken Ranch Out Of Town
where all great acronyms are created
hey joe, lets go to the croot and make some acronyms
by me April 02, 2005
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fatty

a lot, much, very big.
I hit her and now she has a fatty bruise.
by Me September 16, 2003
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Chewbacca defense

A state of the art defense system where any one that is doing something deemed inappropriate by the system is immediately confronted by a large, harry, big-foot like beast with a large belt hanging over his shoulder, and instantly snapped in half like a pretzel.
Luke! You wern't supposed to touch that painting.... its gunna unleash the the... AAAAAHHHHHH <Snap> <Chewbacca celebrates>
by ME April 19, 2005
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scrotumsuker

sum one who sux scrotums
by me October 24, 2003
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jack rabbit

The best dildo ever. Featured on Sex and the City. Go out and buy it.
I used my jack rabbit last night and came five times.
by Me January 30, 2005
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