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Tether Boss

1. A dominate tether ball player.
2. A CEO or business executive that is always on the go who gets their internet service from tethering their phone to their laptop.
Girl 1: "Are you going to the tether ball match tonight?"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I was going to play some D&D tonight."
Girl 1: "Screw D&D tonight! Napoleon Dynamite is playing tonight!"
Girl 2: "Omagerd! He's such a tether boss!"
by McHesp July 31, 2020
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Brehvity

The act of brehs keeping their conversations short.
"Breh." This one word displays the brehvity of a conversation between brehs.

Normal guy conversation:
Guy 1: "Hey man! I was wondering if you had plans tongiht? I remember you saying that your were free?"
Guy 2: "Hey buddy! You're correct, I'm free tonight and I don't really have anything planned. Why were you thinking of doing something?"
Guy 1: "Yeah man! I was hitting up this one chick and she said she has a single friend. They want go out and drink with us tonight! You down?"
Guy 2: "You know me buddy!! What does she look like by the way? Like, do you think I'd dig her? She hot?"
Guy 1: "Yeah I saw her earlier bro, she's pretty cute man. Hourglass figure with a really pretty face. Plus she puts out."
Guy 2: "Alright man, count me in! We're getting lucky tonight haha!"
Guy 1: "Hell yeah!"
Guy 2: "Yayah!"

Brehvity in Breh's conversation:
Breh 1: "Yo!"
Breh 2: "Sippin!"
Breh 1: "Girls?"
Breh 2: "Word!"
The two breh's head to the bar in search of sluts.
by McHesp March 20, 2017
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Juwse

Adjective

/joo-see/

1. A juicy fruit.
2. A woman who has a nice ass.
"Damn this orange is juwse!"
by McHesp July 31, 2020
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Yola

(interjection)

It's Slang Spanglish for "hi." It combines the greetings "Yo" & "Hola" to form "Yola."
"Yola everybody! How are you doing?"
by McHesp April 20, 2018
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Sexsion

/seksshen/
noun

1. A sexual session.
2. A meeting between two lovers participating in the act of coitus (sex).
Guy 1: "Hey bro are you coming over for poker night tonight?"
Guy 2: "Negative breaux. Me and my prostitute have a sexsion scheduled all night!"
by McHesp February 10, 2019
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Gurt

Slang for yogurt.

Abbreviated variation on the term "yogurt."
Girl 1: OMG, I could totally go for some gurt!

Girls 2-4: OMG, OMG, OHMAGERHD, socited for some gurt!
by McHesp June 12, 2018
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Maskdebating

The act of arguing over wearing a mask as it pertains to Covid-19.
Did you see those two people maskdebating in the cereal isle because one person was wearing a mask, and the other wasn’t?
by McHesp August 6, 2020
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