McHesp's definitions

Firewords

Words spoken when a person is under the influence of alcohol.

Words that hurt.

Bar Patron: Hey beer bitch, give me another Tom Collins now. I'm a paying customer!
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head

Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries

by McHesp September 16, 2017

Bruhsack

Two bruhs who are best friends.

Girl 1: "Jack and Jim are always hanging out together."
Girl 2: "They're best friends. They're bruhsacks."
Girl 1: "Eww."

by McHesp July 31, 2020

Simplin

1. A young simp.
2. A small simp.

John’s too young to be simping already. He’s only 16. That poor little simplin.

by McHesp May 18, 2021

Meat Vessel

A taco shell, tortilla, unleavened bread, or any type of bread that holds meat.

"Taco's are brilliant. They aren't just a food. However, they're like a ship delivering goods to some far away land. Taco shells are a meat vessel that delivers ground beef, chicken, or steak right into your mouth!"

by McHesp July 31, 2020

turifyin

Slang for "terrifying"

Something that is very scary.

Girl that ghost was turifyin!

by McHesp December 30, 2017

Planate

1) Having a flattened surface
2) A plane in two dimensional space

"Poor planate head over here got his head run over by his car when he was working on it."

by McHesp March 26, 2017

Chrismah

When Caucasian/preppy people try to use slang to communicate the term "Chrimuh"(see Chrihmuh) with their black/Cajun counterparts, yet are still too proper.

White people slang for Christmas.

"Merry Chrismah everybody!"

"Hey bih, what did you get me for Chrihmuh?"
"Hi Tyrone, I got you a Roth IRA for Chrismah! Yay!"

by McHesp December 28, 2017