McHesp's definitions

Pfluger

Verb

/flu-gur/

1. To plow

2. Male sexual organ
3. To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

Guy 1: "Hey did you sleep with Ashley?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I gave her the pfluger!"

by McHesp July 31, 2020

Afungi

A term used in slang to describe atypical hallucinagenic mushrooms.

Not your typical/abnormal hallucinagenic mushrooms.

"Bro these shrooms are afungi! I think I'm in another dimension!"

"Do not eat that whole bag of afungi! They aren't normal shrooms. You will die."

by McHesp December 31, 2017

Commandbro

1. Two bros who are best friends in the military.

2. Your ride or die bro.

Bro 1: “Bro let’s go commandbro on these terrorists!”
Bro 2: “Let’s do this shit bro! I was born ready for this shit!”

by McHesp August 28, 2020

Gurt

Slang for yogurt.

Abbreviated variation on the term "yogurt."

Girl 1: OMG, I could totally go for some gurt!

Girls 2-4: OMG, OMG, OHMAGERHD, socited for some gurt!

by McHesp June 12, 2018

Maskdebating

The act of arguing over wearing a mask as it pertains to Covid-19.

Did you see those two people maskdebating in the cereal isle because one person was wearing a mask, and the other wasn’t?

by McHesp August 6, 2020

Geauxgurt

/go-gurt/

Cajun yogurt to go.

"Damn that gumbo has mouth on fire. I'm going to need to eat some geauxgurt to cool my mouth down!"

by McHesp August 1, 2020

Flesh Sausage

1.) Penis
2.) The male reproductive organ.

John stuck his flesh sausage into Sarah's vagina, and they both enjoyed it.

"Hey girl, suck my flesh sausage."

by McHesp March 21, 2017