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Bar Patron: Hey beer bitch, give me another Tom Collins now. I'm a paying customer!
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head
Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head
Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries
by McHesp September 16, 2017
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Girl 1: "Jack and Jim are always hanging out together."
Girl 2: "They're best friends. They're bruhsacks."
Girl 1: "Eww."
Girl 2: "They're best friends. They're bruhsacks."
Girl 1: "Eww."
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Get the Planate mug.When Caucasian/preppy people try to use slang to communicate the term "Chrimuh"(see Chrihmuh) with their black/Cajun counterparts, yet are still too proper.
White people slang for Christmas.
White people slang for Christmas.
"Merry Chrismah everybody!"
"Hey bih, what did you get me for Chrihmuh?"
"Hi Tyrone, I got you a Roth IRA for Chrismah! Yay!"
"Hey bih, what did you get me for Chrihmuh?"
"Hi Tyrone, I got you a Roth IRA for Chrismah! Yay!"
by McHesp December 28, 2017
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