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Afungi

A term used in slang to describe atypical hallucinagenic mushrooms.

Not your typical/abnormal hallucinagenic mushrooms.
"Bro these shrooms are afungi! I think I'm in another dimension!"

"Do not eat that whole bag of afungi! They aren't normal shrooms. You will die."
by McHesp December 31, 2017
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Commandbro

1. Two bros who are best friends in the military.

2. Your ride or die bro.
Bro 1: “Bro let’s go commandbro on these terrorists!”
Bro 2: “Let’s do this shit bro! I was born ready for this shit!”
by McHesp August 28, 2020
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Sexsion

/seksshen/
noun

1. A sexual session.
2. A meeting between two lovers participating in the act of coitus (sex).
Guy 1: "Hey bro are you coming over for poker night tonight?"
Guy 2: "Negative breaux. Me and my prostitute have a sexsion scheduled all night!"
by McHesp February 10, 2019
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Yola

(interjection)

It's Slang Spanglish for "hi." It combines the greetings "Yo" & "Hola" to form "Yola."
"Yola everybody! How are you doing?"
by McHesp April 20, 2018
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Firewords

Words spoken when a person is under the influence of alcohol.

Words that hurt.
Bar Patron: Hey beer bitch, give me another Tom Collins now. I'm a paying customer!
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head

Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries
by McHesp September 16, 2017
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Brehvity

The act of brehs keeping their conversations short.
"Breh." This one word displays the brehvity of a conversation between brehs.

Normal guy conversation:
Guy 1: "Hey man! I was wondering if you had plans tongiht? I remember you saying that your were free?"
Guy 2: "Hey buddy! You're correct, I'm free tonight and I don't really have anything planned. Why were you thinking of doing something?"
Guy 1: "Yeah man! I was hitting up this one chick and she said she has a single friend. They want go out and drink with us tonight! You down?"
Guy 2: "You know me buddy!! What does she look like by the way? Like, do you think I'd dig her? She hot?"
Guy 1: "Yeah I saw her earlier bro, she's pretty cute man. Hourglass figure with a really pretty face. Plus she puts out."
Guy 2: "Alright man, count me in! We're getting lucky tonight haha!"
Guy 1: "Hell yeah!"
Guy 2: "Yayah!"

Brehvity in Breh's conversation:
Breh 1: "Yo!"
Breh 2: "Sippin!"
Breh 1: "Girls?"
Breh 2: "Word!"
The two breh's head to the bar in search of sluts.
by McHesp March 20, 2017
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Clicing

verb

/cuh-lie-sing/

1. To cut your words short.
2. To not fully enunciate a word.
Person 1: "I don't give a fuh..."
Person 2: "Say it."
Person 1: "I don't give a fuh..."
Person 2: "C'mon say it!"
Person 1: "I don't give a fuh..."
Person 2: "Stop clicing, and say the fucking word!"
Person 1: "I don't give a fuck!"
Person 2: "Good job."
by McHesp July 31, 2020
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