McHesp's definitions
"Breh." This one word displays the brehvity of a conversation between brehs.
Normal guy conversation:
Guy 1: "Hey man! I was wondering if you had plans tongiht? I remember you saying that your were free?"
Guy 2: "Hey buddy! You're correct, I'm free tonight and I don't really have anything planned. Why were you thinking of doing something?"
Guy 1: "Yeah man! I was hitting up this one chick and she said she has a single friend. They want go out and drink with us tonight! You down?"
Guy 2: "You know me buddy!! What does she look like by the way? Like, do you think I'd dig her? She hot?"
Guy 1: "Yeah I saw her earlier bro, she's pretty cute man. Hourglass figure with a really pretty face. Plus she puts out."
Guy 2: "Alright man, count me in! We're getting lucky tonight haha!"
Guy 1: "Hell yeah!"
Guy 2: "Yayah!"
Brehvity in Breh's conversation:
Breh 1: "Yo!"
Breh 2: "Sippin!"
Breh 1: "Girls?"
Breh 2: "Word!"
The two breh's head to the bar in search of sluts.
Normal guy conversation:
Guy 1: "Hey man! I was wondering if you had plans tongiht? I remember you saying that your were free?"
Guy 2: "Hey buddy! You're correct, I'm free tonight and I don't really have anything planned. Why were you thinking of doing something?"
Guy 1: "Yeah man! I was hitting up this one chick and she said she has a single friend. They want go out and drink with us tonight! You down?"
Guy 2: "You know me buddy!! What does she look like by the way? Like, do you think I'd dig her? She hot?"
Guy 1: "Yeah I saw her earlier bro, she's pretty cute man. Hourglass figure with a really pretty face. Plus she puts out."
Guy 2: "Alright man, count me in! We're getting lucky tonight haha!"
Guy 1: "Hell yeah!"
Guy 2: "Yayah!"
Brehvity in Breh's conversation:
Breh 1: "Yo!"
Breh 2: "Sippin!"
Breh 1: "Girls?"
Breh 2: "Word!"
The two breh's head to the bar in search of sluts.
by McHesp March 20, 2017
Get the Brehvitymug. A tool that a leader uses to gauge themselves on how many times they use self centric words such as: "I," "Me," or "My." The leader can use Me-O-Meter to determine when they should use more team focused words such as: "We," "Our," and "Us."
Employee: "You're a terrible leader. Using my Me-O-Meter, I noticed that you always use words like " I," and "me." You never mentioned of us busting our asses doing the real work. We are the ones who got you your promotion sir."
Boss: "WTF is a Me-O-Meter?"
Employee: "Fuck you."
Boss: "WTF is a Me-O-Meter?"
Employee: "Fuck you."
by McHesp August 1, 2020
Get the Me-O-Metermug. Guy 1: Farts
Guy 2: "My god, did you just shit your pants? What did you eat?"
Guy 1: "I just ate some Taco Bell. I think I have Taco Shale."
Guy 2: "Dude, go to the bathroom and check your pants."
Guy 2: "My god, did you just shit your pants? What did you eat?"
Guy 1: "I just ate some Taco Bell. I think I have Taco Shale."
Guy 2: "Dude, go to the bathroom and check your pants."
by McHesp July 31, 2020
Get the Taco Shalemug. Breh 1: I would never have sex with Shanon, she's like a breh.
Breh 2: Breh, I feel you breh. She's like one of us with a vag and tits. She's almost like a sister.
Breh 1: Ja feel breh. Shanon's a libreh.
Breh 2: I still wonder what she's like in the sack breh.
Breh 1: BREH!
Breh 2: Breh, I feel you breh. She's like one of us with a vag and tits. She's almost like a sister.
Breh 1: Ja feel breh. Shanon's a libreh.
Breh 2: I still wonder what she's like in the sack breh.
Breh 1: BREH!
by McHesp January 12, 2018
Get the librehmug. by McHesp July 19, 2017
Get the Pole Troutmug. by McHesp July 31, 2020
Get the Braingmug. Girl 1: OMG, I could totally go for some gurt!
Girls 2-4: OMG, OMG, OHMAGERHD, socited for some gurt!
Girls 2-4: OMG, OMG, OHMAGERHD, socited for some gurt!
by McHesp June 12, 2018
Get the Gurtmug.