McHesp's definitions

Brehvity

The act of brehs keeping their conversations short.

"Breh." This one word displays the brehvity of a conversation between brehs.

Normal guy conversation:
Guy 1: "Hey man! I was wondering if you had plans tongiht? I remember you saying that your were free?"
Guy 2: "Hey buddy! You're correct, I'm free tonight and I don't really have anything planned. Why were you thinking of doing something?"
Guy 1: "Yeah man! I was hitting up this one chick and she said she has a single friend. They want go out and drink with us tonight! You down?"
Guy 2: "You know me buddy!! What does she look like by the way? Like, do you think I'd dig her? She hot?"
Guy 1: "Yeah I saw her earlier bro, she's pretty cute man. Hourglass figure with a really pretty face. Plus she puts out."
Guy 2: "Alright man, count me in! We're getting lucky tonight haha!"
Guy 1: "Hell yeah!"
Guy 2: "Yayah!"

Brehvity in Breh's conversation:
Breh 1: "Yo!"
Breh 2: "Sippin!"
Breh 1: "Girls?"
Breh 2: "Word!"
The two breh's head to the bar in search of sluts.

by McHesp March 20, 2017

Afungi

A term used in slang to describe atypical hallucinagenic mushrooms.

Not your typical/abnormal hallucinagenic mushrooms.

"Bro these shrooms are afungi! I think I'm in another dimension!"

"Do not eat that whole bag of afungi! They aren't normal shrooms. You will die."

by McHesp December 31, 2017

Commandbro

1. Two bros who are best friends in the military.

2. Your ride or die bro.

Bro 1: “Bro let’s go commandbro on these terrorists!”
Bro 2: “Let’s do this shit bro! I was born ready for this shit!”

by McHesp August 28, 2020

Geauxgurt

/go-gurt/

Cajun yogurt to go.

"Damn that gumbo has mouth on fire. I'm going to need to eat some geauxgurt to cool my mouth down!"

by McHesp August 1, 2020

Flesh Sausage

1.) Penis
2.) The male reproductive organ.

John stuck his flesh sausage into Sarah's vagina, and they both enjoyed it.

"Hey girl, suck my flesh sausage."

by McHesp March 21, 2017

Pfluger

Verb

/flu-gur/

1. To plow

2. Male sexual organ
3. To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

Guy 1: "Hey did you sleep with Ashley?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I gave her the pfluger!"

by McHesp July 31, 2020

Gurt

Slang for yogurt.

Abbreviated variation on the term "yogurt."

Girl 1: OMG, I could totally go for some gurt!

Girls 2-4: OMG, OMG, OHMAGERHD, socited for some gurt!

by McHesp June 12, 2018