McHesp's definitions

Taco Shale

The explosive, rancid, putrid, and awful smelling fart that occurs after consuming Taco Bell.

Guy 1: Farts
Guy 2: "My god, did you just shit your pants? What did you eat?"
Guy 1: "I just ate some Taco Bell. I think I have Taco Shale."
Guy 2: "Dude, go to the bathroom and check your pants."

by McHesp July 31, 2020

Geauxgurt

/go-gurt/

Cajun yogurt to go.

"Damn that gumbo has mouth on fire. I'm going to need to eat some geauxgurt to cool my mouth down!"

by McHesp August 1, 2020

Me-O-Meter

A tool that a leader uses to gauge themselves on how many times they use self centric words such as: "I," "Me," or "My." The leader can use Me-O-Meter to determine when they should use more team focused words such as: "We," "Our," and "Us."

Employee: "You're a terrible leader. Using my Me-O-Meter, I noticed that you always use words like " I," and "me." You never mentioned of us busting our asses doing the real work. We are the ones who got you your promotion sir."
Boss: "WTF is a Me-O-Meter?"
Employee: "Fuck you."

by McHesp August 1, 2020

Sowse

Sauce.

(Rick Ross) “Lemon pepper’s my sowse, Wingstop is the bowse! Uhh!”

by McHesp August 6, 2020

Maskdebating

The act of arguing over wearing a mask as it pertains to Covid-19.

Did you see those two people maskdebating in the cereal isle because one person was wearing a mask, and the other wasn’t?

by McHesp August 6, 2020

Commandbro

1. Two bros who are best friends in the military.

2. Your ride or die bro.

Bro 1: “Bro let’s go commandbro on these terrorists!”
Bro 2: “Let’s do this shit bro! I was born ready for this shit!”

by McHesp August 28, 2020

Firewords

Words spoken when a person is under the influence of alcohol.

Words that hurt.

Bar Patron: Hey beer bitch, give me another Tom Collins now. I'm a paying customer!
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head

Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries

by McHesp September 16, 2017