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Yola

(interjection)

It's Slang Spanglish for "hi." It combines the greetings "Yo" & "Hola" to form "Yola."
"Yola everybody! How are you doing?"
by McHesp April 20, 2018
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Sexsion

/seksshen/
noun

1. A sexual session.
2. A meeting between two lovers participating in the act of coitus (sex).
Guy 1: "Hey bro are you coming over for poker night tonight?"
Guy 2: "Negative breaux. Me and my prostitute have a sexsion scheduled all night!"
by McHesp February 10, 2019
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Brehvity

The act of brehs keeping their conversations short.
"Breh." This one word displays the brehvity of a conversation between brehs.

Normal guy conversation:
Guy 1: "Hey man! I was wondering if you had plans tongiht? I remember you saying that your were free?"
Guy 2: "Hey buddy! You're correct, I'm free tonight and I don't really have anything planned. Why were you thinking of doing something?"
Guy 1: "Yeah man! I was hitting up this one chick and she said she has a single friend. They want go out and drink with us tonight! You down?"
Guy 2: "You know me buddy!! What does she look like by the way? Like, do you think I'd dig her? She hot?"
Guy 1: "Yeah I saw her earlier bro, she's pretty cute man. Hourglass figure with a really pretty face. Plus she puts out."
Guy 2: "Alright man, count me in! We're getting lucky tonight haha!"
Guy 1: "Hell yeah!"
Guy 2: "Yayah!"

Brehvity in Breh's conversation:
Breh 1: "Yo!"
Breh 2: "Sippin!"
Breh 1: "Girls?"
Breh 2: "Word!"
The two breh's head to the bar in search of sluts.
by McHesp March 20, 2017
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Juwse

Adjective

/joo-see/

1. A juicy fruit.
2. A woman who has a nice ass.
"Damn this orange is juwse!"
by McHesp July 31, 2020
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Tether Boss

1. A dominate tether ball player.
2. A CEO or business executive that is always on the go who gets their internet service from tethering their phone to their laptop.
Girl 1: "Are you going to the tether ball match tonight?"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I was going to play some D&D tonight."
Girl 1: "Screw D&D tonight! Napoleon Dynamite is playing tonight!"
Girl 2: "Omagerd! He's such a tether boss!"
by McHesp July 31, 2020
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Firewords

Words spoken when a person is under the influence of alcohol.

Words that hurt.
Bar Patron: Hey beer bitch, give me another Tom Collins now. I'm a paying customer!
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head

Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries
by McHesp September 16, 2017
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Tombruh

/ˈtäm brä/

noun

A young lady who enjoys beer pong, living in a messy apartment, drinking out of red plastic cups, burping in public, knowing everything about football, enjoys partying (especially college parties), expressing how much she loves partying, wearing the same clothes twice, calling other young males "bruh", and other activities normally associated with bruhs. The one interesting trait of tombruh's is how physically alluring they are. A young lady labelled a "tombruh" could easily be a supermodel when she dresses for the occasion.
Bruh1: Bruh, Maddy is fucking hot!
Bruh2: I know bruh! I would date her if she wasn't such a tombruh. She always beats me at beer pong and flip cup. Plus she's kicking my ass at fantasy football bruh! F*ck that bruh!
Bruh1: She's basically one of us bruh! But hot!
Bruh2: Bruh!
by McHesp November 20, 2019
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