Urban Dictionary: Definitions by McHesp

Simplin

1. A young simp.
2. A small simp.

John’s too young to be simping already. He’s only 16. That poor little simplin.

by McHesp May 18, 2021

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Meat Vessel

A taco shell, tortilla, unleavened bread, or any type of bread that holds meat.

"Taco's are brilliant. They aren't just a food. However, they're like a ship delivering goods to some far away land. Taco shells are a meat vessel that delivers ground beef, chicken, or steak right into your mouth!"

by McHesp July 31, 2020

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automatezing

/ˈôdəˌmāt,ˈädəˌmātZING/

adjective

1. When something is automatically amazing.
2. When a automated process is very impressive.

James knew that his burger would be automatezing before he took his first bite.

by McHesp October 23, 2023

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Tether Boss

1. A dominate tether ball player.
2. A CEO or business executive that is always on the go who gets their internet service from tethering their phone to their laptop.

Girl 1: "Are you going to the tether ball match tonight?"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I was going to play some D&D tonight."
Girl 1: "Screw D&D tonight! Napoleon Dynamite is playing tonight!"
Girl 2: "Omagerd! He's such a tether boss!"

by McHesp July 31, 2020

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Firewords

Words spoken when a person is under the influence of alcohol.

Words that hurt.

Bar Patron: Hey beer bitch, give me another Tom Collins now. I'm a paying customer!
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head

Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries

by McHesp September 16, 2017

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