Brehvity

The act of brehs keeping their conversations short.
"Breh." This one word displays the brehvity of a conversation between brehs.

Normal guy conversation:
Guy 1: "Hey man! I was wondering if you had plans tongiht? I remember you saying that your were free?"
Guy 2: "Hey buddy! You're correct, I'm free tonight and I don't really have anything planned. Why were you thinking of doing something?"
Guy 1: "Yeah man! I was hitting up this one chick and she said she has a single friend. They want go out and drink with us tonight! You down?"
Guy 2: "You know me buddy!! What does she look like by the way? Like, do you think I'd dig her? She hot?"
Guy 1: "Yeah I saw her earlier bro, she's pretty cute man. Hourglass figure with a really pretty face. Plus she puts out."
Guy 2: "Alright man, count me in! We're getting lucky tonight haha!"
Guy 1: "Hell yeah!"
Guy 2: "Yayah!"

Brehvity in Breh's conversation:
Breh 1: "Yo!"
Breh 2: "Sippin!"
Breh 1: "Girls?"
Breh 2: "Word!"
The two breh's head to the bar in search of sluts.
by McHesp March 20, 2017
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Sowse

(Rick Ross) “Lemon pepper’s my sowse, Wingstop is the bowse! Uhh!”
by McHesp August 06, 2020
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Geauxgurt

"Damn that gumbo has mouth on fire. I'm going to need to eat some geauxgurt to cool my mouth down!"
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Chrismah

When Caucasian/preppy people try to use slang to communicate the term "Chrimuh"(see Chrihmuh) with their black/Cajun counterparts, yet are still too proper.

White people slang for Christmas.
"Merry Chrismah everybody!"

"Hey bih, what did you get me for Chrihmuh?"
"Hi Tyrone, I got you a Roth IRA for Chrismah! Yay!"
by McHesp December 28, 2017
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Tether Boss

1. A dominate tether ball player.
2. A CEO or business executive that is always on the go who gets their internet service from tethering their phone to their laptop.
Girl 1: "Are you going to the tether ball match tonight?"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I was going to play some D&D tonight."
Girl 1: "Screw D&D tonight! Napoleon Dynamite is playing tonight!"
Girl 2: "Omagerd! He's such a tether boss!"
by McHesp July 31, 2020
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Firewords

Words spoken when a person is under the influence of alcohol.

Words that hurt.
Bar Patron: Hey beer bitch, give me another Tom Collins now. I'm a paying customer!
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head

Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries
by McHesp September 16, 2017
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Gurt

Slang for yogurt.

Abbreviated variation on the term "yogurt."
Girl 1: OMG, I could totally go for some gurt!

Girls 2-4: OMG, OMG, OHMAGERHD, socited for some gurt!
by McHesp June 12, 2018
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