McHesp's definitions

Tether Boss

1. A dominate tether ball player.
2. A CEO or business executive that is always on the go who gets their internet service from tethering their phone to their laptop.

Girl 1: "Are you going to the tether ball match tonight?"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I was going to play some D&D tonight."
Girl 1: "Screw D&D tonight! Napoleon Dynamite is playing tonight!"
Girl 2: "Omagerd! He's such a tether boss!"

by McHesp July 31, 2020

turifyin

Slang for "terrifying"

Something that is very scary.

Girl that ghost was turifyin!

by McHesp December 30, 2017

Meat Vessel

A taco shell, tortilla, unleavened bread, or any type of bread that holds meat.

"Taco's are brilliant. They aren't just a food. However, they're like a ship delivering goods to some far away land. Taco shells are a meat vessel that delivers ground beef, chicken, or steak right into your mouth!"

by McHesp July 31, 2020

Bruhsack

Two bruhs who are best friends.

Girl 1: "Jack and Jim are always hanging out together."
Girl 2: "They're best friends. They're bruhsacks."
Girl 1: "Eww."

by McHesp July 31, 2020

Simplin

1. A young simp.
2. A small simp.

John’s too young to be simping already. He’s only 16. That poor little simplin.

by McHesp May 18, 2021

Chrismah

When Caucasian/preppy people try to use slang to communicate the term "Chrimuh"(see Chrihmuh) with their black/Cajun counterparts, yet are still too proper.

White people slang for Christmas.

"Merry Chrismah everybody!"

"Hey bih, what did you get me for Chrihmuh?"
"Hi Tyrone, I got you a Roth IRA for Chrismah! Yay!"

by McHesp December 28, 2017

increterrible

Something so terrible that it's incredible.

The act of being terrible and incredible at the same time.

Person 1: "I know I'm 70 years old, but I've never seen the moon out in the day time."
Person 2: "It's so increterrible how amazing your observation skills are. Facepalm"

by McHesp May 31, 2018