McHesp's definitions

Planate

1) Having a flattened surface
2) A plane in two dimensional space

"Poor planate head over here got his head run over by his car when he was working on it."

by McHesp March 26, 2017

Tombruh

/ˈtäm brä/

noun

A young lady who enjoys beer pong, living in a messy apartment, drinking out of red plastic cups, burping in public, knowing everything about football, enjoys partying (especially college parties), expressing how much she loves partying, wearing the same clothes twice, calling other young males "bruh", and other activities normally associated with bruhs. The one interesting trait of tombruh's is how physically alluring they are. A young lady labelled a "tombruh" could easily be a supermodel when she dresses for the occasion.

Bruh1: Bruh, Maddy is fucking hot!
Bruh2: I know bruh! I would date her if she wasn't such a tombruh. She always beats me at beer pong and flip cup. Plus she's kicking my ass at fantasy football bruh! F*ck that bruh!
Bruh1: She's basically one of us bruh! But hot!
Bruh2: Bruh!

by McHesp November 20, 2019

Pole Trout

A female stripper; exotic dancer.

"Let's go throw some dollar bills at pole trouts tonight bud! Yee yee!"

by McHesp July 19, 2017

Braing

Verb

To fuck a woman's brains out.

" I want to braing the heck out of Ashley. She's so smart and sexy."

by McHesp July 31, 2020

Brehvity

The act of brehs keeping their conversations short.

"Breh." This one word displays the brehvity of a conversation between brehs.

Normal guy conversation:
Guy 1: "Hey man! I was wondering if you had plans tongiht? I remember you saying that your were free?"
Guy 2: "Hey buddy! You're correct, I'm free tonight and I don't really have anything planned. Why were you thinking of doing something?"
Guy 1: "Yeah man! I was hitting up this one chick and she said she has a single friend. They want go out and drink with us tonight! You down?"
Guy 2: "You know me buddy!! What does she look like by the way? Like, do you think I'd dig her? She hot?"
Guy 1: "Yeah I saw her earlier bro, she's pretty cute man. Hourglass figure with a really pretty face. Plus she puts out."
Guy 2: "Alright man, count me in! We're getting lucky tonight haha!"
Guy 1: "Hell yeah!"
Guy 2: "Yayah!"

Brehvity in Breh's conversation:
Breh 1: "Yo!"
Breh 2: "Sippin!"
Breh 1: "Girls?"
Breh 2: "Word!"
The two breh's head to the bar in search of sluts.

by McHesp March 20, 2017

Simplin

1. A young simp.
2. A small simp.

John’s too young to be simping already. He’s only 16. That poor little simplin.

by McHesp May 18, 2021

turifyin

Slang for "terrifying"

Something that is very scary.

Girl that ghost was turifyin!

by McHesp December 30, 2017