Bar Patron: Hey beer bitch, give me another Tom Collins now. I'm a paying customer!
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head
Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head
Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries
by McHesp September 17, 2017
by McHesp August 01, 2020
Person 1: "I don't give a fuh..."
Person 2: "Say it."
Person 1: "I don't give a fuh..."
Person 2: "C'mon say it!"
Person 1: "I don't give a fuh..."
Person 2: "Stop clicing, and say the fucking word!"
Person 1: "I don't give a fuck!"
Person 2: "Good job."
Person 2: "Say it."
Person 1: "I don't give a fuh..."
Person 2: "C'mon say it!"
Person 1: "I don't give a fuh..."
Person 2: "Stop clicing, and say the fucking word!"
Person 1: "I don't give a fuck!"
Person 2: "Good job."
by McHesp August 01, 2020
1. A dominate tether ball player.
2. A CEO or business executive that is always on the go who gets their internet service from tethering their phone to their laptop.
2. A CEO or business executive that is always on the go who gets their internet service from tethering their phone to their laptop.
Girl 1: "Are you going to the tether ball match tonight?"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I was going to play some D&D tonight."
Girl 1: "Screw D&D tonight! Napoleon Dynamite is playing tonight!"
Girl 2: "Omagerd! He's such a tether boss!"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I was going to play some D&D tonight."
Girl 1: "Screw D&D tonight! Napoleon Dynamite is playing tonight!"
Girl 2: "Omagerd! He's such a tether boss!"
by McHesp August 01, 2020
Bro 1: “Bro let’s go commandbro on these terrorists!”
Bro 2: “Let’s do this shit bro! I was born ready for this shit!”
Bro 2: “Let’s do this shit bro! I was born ready for this shit!”
by McHesp August 29, 2020
by McHesp August 02, 2020
/ˈôdəˌmāt,ˈädəˌmātZING/
adjective
1. When something is automatically amazing.
2. When a automated process is very impressive.
adjective
1. When something is automatically amazing.
2. When a automated process is very impressive.
by McHesp October 24, 2023