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Gordon Ramsay 

A celebrity chef from the English provinces popularized by his habitual rage towards those he deems "unfit" to be in his kitchen. Ramsay is most famous for his television show Hell's Kitchen, and became popular due to his vocabulary being equivalent to a South Park character if they were from Britain.
Gordon Ramsay screeched at the chef for his incompetence.
Commonly used as a replacement for "up" in the phrase "what's up?". Sees some usage outside this setting, though these are typically explicit in nature.
What's popin B? Let'shit up the thrift store and buy a couch!
Popin by McDaddy's Big Patties November 8, 2017

geometry 

Similar to the torture method "Algebra", though less severe, and has some applications to reality.
John's geometry course taught him nothing about life, as John wanted to be a lawyer later in life.
geometry by McDaddy's Big Patties November 8, 2017

Tommy Wiseau

The world's most brilliant filmmaker, Mr. Wiseau is an accomplished actor and director responsible for the masterpiece "The Room". Tommy's IQ is estimated to be in the range of 156-161.
Also occasionally referred to as "That actor who looks like the guy from The Interview".
I went to a screening of The Room, and bore witness to Tommy Wiseau.
A small town in California that wishes it was still the 1950s, though fails to understand that it's the mid 2010s. The majority of the population is either over 60 or under 30.
The population is largely comprised of Whites and Asians (though most behave as if they wished to be a reverse Michael Jackson), though an Indian and African American population also exist, but are far less prevalent.
Most of the community is extremely easily agitated by those who do not indulge in the 1950s fantasy (or simply those who do not enjoy the outdoors, or those who dislike athletic activities).
Largely a community created by the local Saint Mary's College's (the college fostering the largest acceptance rate in California) student base graduates and/or alumni.
When Jamie left Moraga, he was surprised to learn that technology beyond automobiles existed.
Moraga by McDaddy's Big Patties November 7, 2017
A derogatory term utilized primarily by Americans to satirize someone who watches excessive anime and/or has a deep fascination with eastern Asia, primarily South Korea or Japan. Weeaboos will often glorify east Asian countries beyond realism, believing it to be a safe haven from everything, despite a large array of problems existing there. A "weeaboo" typically exceeds the average weight of a normal person, and will commonly live in their parent's home at an age exceeding 30.
Keep in mind: An individual possessing these traits can dodge the term weeaboo being applied to them as long as they keep in touch with their own culture, and behave respectfully towards the culture.
Joe rounded toe corner and saw a weeaboo. Distraught by the event, Joe ran the other way.
Weeaboo by McDaddy's Big Patties November 7, 2017

Jake Paul 

A Youtube "celebrity" whose primary demographic encompass young children, often under the age of 12 with some exceptions.
Paul's fame originates from the former social media website Vine, an application which allowed for users to share 6 second videos. As such, he has little talent, as he was not an individual who utilized the application to showcase his video editing prowess, nor did he utilize it to showcase any sort of actual talent he had.
As of late, Jake Paul's fame has been derivative of creating drama related videos, and committing crimes, such as breaking into a sibling's house to steal his dog, and somehow he hasn't been arrested, proving that if you're famous, your exempt from the law in the United States.
John knew that the Youtube comment came from a young child when he read "fuck you! Jake Paul is really cool guy!"
Jake Paul by McDaddy's Big Patties November 7, 2017