McCock, the Crime Dick's definitions

Scarlet Punctuation

1. A woman's period. That time of the month.

2. When you can actually see the leakage through the clothing.

1. You better lay off of Gloria. She's got the Scarlet Punctuation.

2. Yo Jenny. You seem to have finished your sentence with some Scarlet Punctuation there, eh?

by McCock, the Crime Dick August 25, 2006

Pervert's Dictionary

The local phone book.

Jerry was feeling rather obscene, so he consulted the Pervert's Dictionary for some victims.

by McCock, the Crime Dick August 26, 2006

defenecate

The act of shitting out of a window.

Jack had to defenecate out the balcony window when both bathrooms were occupied.

by McCock, the Crime Dick December 12, 2008

Dirty Diaper

A peanut butter fold (a piece of bread smeared with peanut butter and then folded in half and then eaten). Named so because it somewhat resembles a dirty diaper.

I yelled at ma to make me a couple of dirty diapers for lunch.

by McCock, the Crime Dick June 22, 2008

inside the park home run

To successfully have sexual intercourse with your own sister.

Billy hit an inside the park home run last night, and now his mother is mortified.

by McCock, the Crime Dick August 8, 2007

PB & O

Peanut Butter and Onions. The literal description of the smell of a weirdly nasty fart.

I stood outside the elevator and ripped a pretty good PB & O.

by McCock, the Crime Dick June 11, 2006

refecate

When you finish taking a crap and you realize about a minute later that you have to go back and crap again.

Oh man, I thought I was done. Now I gotta go refecate.

by McCock, the Crime Dick August 4, 2006