Definitions by MAZER86

Bowflex 

The most expensive coat hanger you'll ever buy.

Alex: "Dude, you're getting fat - why don't you use the Bowflex your dad bought?"
Eric: "'cause there isn't any room in the closet for our winter coats..."

Bowflex by Mazer86 September 25, 2008

road bike 

Those bikes with curved handle bars and high seats, accompanied by dudes clad in spandex who are mounted atop them. Their magnificent designs are usually overlooked by passers by due to the flamboyant athletic gear associated with the sport of cycling.

Alex: "like my Road Bike?"
Mark: "yeah, but why go for the Armstrong look?"
Alex: "'Cause you have the 60's Anquetil thing going on."

road bike by Mazer86 May 27, 2008

the right to drive 

contrary to the common misconception, this does not exist.
Driving is a privilege, and not a right.

Eric: "I have the right to drive where i like."
Police Officer: "WRONG! Driving is a luxury, buy a bike after you pay this ticket 'cause I'm revoking your license."

the right to drive by Mazer86 May 22, 2008

Casquette

French word for "cap" but often synonymous with a Cycling Cap.
FYI it's also known as a Painters Cap.

Andrew: Where's my casquette?
Nick: Your wha'?
Andrew: My fuckin' cycling cap.

Casquette by Mazer86 May 1, 2008

Toodleoo 

variant of tourelou, which means good-bye
(toodles) and (tootles)< Anglicized

Marcy: Toodleoo
Janet: Toodles

Toodleoo by Mazer86 April 28, 2008

sparta

what this is
the opposite of "madness"

Persian Dude:...This is madness
Buff Dude with an accent: THIS IS SPARTA!

sparta by MAZER86 February 23, 2008

'bate 

abbreviation for Masturbate.

see the new nude lohan photos?
no.
wanna?
sure, i haven't had a good 'bate session in a while.

'bate by Mazer86 February 22, 2008