Maxzilla's definitions

chode

technically it refers to the part of a revolver that hods the bullets. later it was used for a dick that is wider than it is long.

he put a new chode into the gun.

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

purple helmeted love warrior

penis

by maxzilla June 24, 2003

canabis

A proccesed for of Marajuana

I smell CANIBUS!

by Maxzilla June 20, 2003

aterrex

a gamer well known for his admin abuse, bad spelling, and forum trolling. he should be avoided like the plague, unless you belive you can defeat him.

aterrex is speedhacking n00bs again. I think we should just go spectator and watch them cry.

by maxzilla March 15, 2005

Tuesday Panda

A very specific term for a street vendor who does not have a stand or cart, but only sells items from a box, rug, or cooler. Water bottle sellers, and most vendors on streetcorners with only a towel covered in items would qualify as Tuesday Pandas. The implication is that they have no hard property other than the items they are made to sell, no stand, cart, or table. The term comes from Beijing where Tuesday Pandas are common, originally it came from the story that when the Pandas in the zoo cannot be found (tuesdays) they have been sent out on the streets to sell things to help fix their delapidated cages.

Hey, somebody go to that tuesday panda and get some two kuai water!

by Maxzilla July 17, 2006

men's room

toxic waste dump

There's no sink in the men's room

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

the papa

American slang in Beijing for Police. Taken from the english slang popo for the police, "pa" in chinese means fear, so literally it infers you fear the police, or that you have reason to be afraid, for example if they are after you. This is ususally used when trying to dodge or otherwise avoid the police. Akin to pigs

Hey, run for the subway, I pissed off that vendor and she went and got the papa.

xiaoxin! wo jiu kanguo yixie papa!

watch out! I just saw some papa!

by Maxzilla July 17, 2006