the papa

American slang in Beijing for Police. Taken from the english slang popo for the police, "pa" in chinese means fear, so literally it infers you fear the police, or that you have reason to be afraid, for example if they are after you. This is ususally used when trying to dodge or otherwise avoid the police. Akin to pigs

Hey, run for the subway, I pissed off that vendor and she went and got the papa.

xiaoxin! wo jiu kanguo yixie papa!

watch out! I just saw some papa!

by Maxzilla July 17, 2006

what the widget

something to use in place of what the fuckwhen you cant curse. it is an expresssion of confusion

guy #1: what the widget? how did that shotgun go off? I could have sworn the saftey was on...
guy #2: ...........
guy #1: you need an ambulence? oh and where'd your face go?

by maxzilla January 08, 2004

egyptian rat screw

1. a card game
2. a good way to break your hand

sandwich!
CRASH
OH SH!T MY METATARSALS! but I got two jacks!

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

ok computer

the greatest album ever.
Radiohead made it under capitol records

put on that ok computer it's the shit.

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

purple helmeted love warrior

penis

by maxzilla June 24, 2003

theved

stole

I theved his cookie

by maxzilla October 02, 2003

hooker

prostitute. started in the civil war When Gen.Hooker of the Union Army (the first pimp) tried to protect his troops from VD by buying the best chicks and pimping them to his corps of 20,000 men. orginally hooker's girls.

hooker is the pimp of hookers.

by Maxzilla June 21, 2003