Tuesday Panda

A very specific term for a street vendor who does not have a stand or cart, but only sells items from a box, rug, or cooler. Water bottle sellers, and most vendors on streetcorners with only a towel covered in items would qualify as Tuesday Pandas. The implication is that they have no hard property other than the items they are made to sell, no stand, cart, or table. The term comes from Beijing where Tuesday Pandas are common, originally it came from the story that when the Pandas in the zoo cannot be found (tuesdays) they have been sent out on the streets to sell things to help fix their delapidated cages.
Hey, somebody go to that tuesday panda and get some two kuai water!
by Maxzilla July 17, 2006
mugGet the Tuesday Pandamug.

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by maxzilla June 22, 2003
mugGet the *mug.

Wildcat Destabilization

1. we're not quite sure, but its what happens to the Pillar of Autumn in Halo which results in a large explosion and lots of fun in a warthog.
cortana: we're having a wildcat destabilization of the ship's fusion core!
master chief: WTF? so what do I do?
cortana: drive! drive like your a fat kid and 7-11 is about to close!
by maxzilla April 22, 2004
mugGet the Wildcat Destabilizationmug.

haxsor

in Half life and it's various mods, a stupid cheating asshole who cant play fair, but gets killed even while hacking the game. also an insult to anyone who isn't hacking but is kicking you ass.
stfu you fucking haxsor!
by Maxzilla June 20, 2003
mugGet the haxsormug.

stir crazy

when you go nuts from sitting in one place too long, like when you get fidgety at the end of a 3 hour lecture. charicterized by repeating the same task over and over, fussing over everything, and percieving the clock as moving in slow motion.
i cant take this anymore, the class is another 10 minutes to go. I'm going stir crazy!
by maxzilla April 12, 2005
mugGet the stir crazymug.

chode

technically it refers to the part of a revolver that hods the bullets. later it was used for a dick that is wider than it is long.
he put a new chode into the gun.
by maxzilla June 22, 2003
mugGet the chodemug.