Small children

a snack

toss me that bag of small children, I'm hungry.

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

Wildcat Destabilization

1. we're not quite sure, but its what happens to the Pillar of Autumn in Halo which results in a large explosion and lots of fun in a warthog.

cortana: we're having a wildcat destabilization of the ship's fusion core!
master chief: WTF? so what do I do?
cortana: drive! drive like your a fat kid and 7-11 is about to close!

by maxzilla April 22, 2004

metric assload

much more than an assload, used when people dont want to swear and say a shitload.

I've got a metric assload of work to do, so buzz off.

by maxzilla October 28, 2003

maxzilla

a large 250 LB+ geek with no life who terrorizes the town of Montclair

oh no! it's maxzilla

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

kodak moment

1. a nice image for a picture
2. a horribly twisted event (sarcasticlly)

look at those two, now isn't that a kodak moment.

by maxzilla June 21, 2003

pen 15 club

a gradeschool prank usually you would write:

Pen
15

on your hand, then ask if they wanted to join the pen15 club. it worked best if you had a bunch of people do it. then you would get them to go through the secret ceramony where you would write "pen15" in the so that it looked like you wrote "Penis" and you would point and laugh. best done with sharpie marker.

dude: Hey I joined the pen 15 club!
chick: Pen 15 club my ass you have penis on your hand, get the fuck away from me!

by maxzilla April 25, 2005

hooker

prostitute. started in the civil war When Gen.Hooker of the Union Army (the first pimp) tried to protect his troops from VD by buying the best chicks and pimping them to his corps of 20,000 men. orginally hooker's girls.

hooker is the pimp of hookers.

by Maxzilla June 20, 2003