Homorection

A gay penis which thinks for itself, but belongs to the body of a straight man.

Luca - "Hey what are you doing? Get out there we're finally getting some!"

Homorection - "I don't like her too much... she doesn't know how to stroke me very well. Can you do it instead? PLEASE! You know how I like to be touched..."

by maXrUm December 17, 2004

hoorah

U.S. Military (including J.R.O.T.C.) uses this as a motivational check and to boost confidence.

Platoon leader: "Platoon, attention! Motivational check!"

Platoon: "HOOOORAH!!!!"

by Maxrum May 14, 2004

chubbalovers

Chubby, man/lesbian-loving pussy lips that closely resemble a donut... (large pointless hole included)

M.C. Skittles - "A yo j... I hear Japanese girls got mad tight pussies dawg."

maXrUm - "Damn son forget that shit!!!! chubbalovers are what u lookin for..."

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

Vibraslap

1. A musical instrument that does nothing but rattle.

2. A breakthrough modification of the old vibrating dildo which now slaps and smacks on command!

*flicks switch on*

))))vibrations((((

"Oh ye baby! OHHHH ye! SLAP IT BABY. SLAP AND SMACK. TEAR IT UP. FUCK! AHHHHHHH! OH YEEE!! POUND ME BABY POUND ME. VIBRASLAP MY PERRIWINKLE!!!!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

shkidmark

A shit skidmark thats left on a surface after it has been thrown, slid, or flushed.

Agent - "Dear Lord Jesus! There are shkidmarks all over the cell! Looks as if these prisoners fought off the cops with a little bit of *wink wink*.... SHIT POWER!"

by maXrUm December 17, 2004

maXrUm

Supa dupa fly guy who is loved by all the chicks...

Sara - "Oh... my... god! maXrUm is SUCH a hottie!!!"

Shatania - "Oh for realz dawg... hes madddd fly!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

Hungry Homer

A fat guy who eats a meal during sexual intercourse.

Phil - "I was so hungry last night I made myself a footlong BLT sub."

Bam Margera - "You fat fuck! That wasn't the only thing you did... you hungry homer!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004