Luca - "Hey what are you doing? Get out there we're finally getting some!"
Homorection - "I don't like her too much... she doesn't know how to stroke me very well. Can you do it instead? PLEASE! You know how I like to be touched..."
Homorection - "I don't like her too much... she doesn't know how to stroke me very well. Can you do it instead? PLEASE! You know how I like to be touched..."
by maXrUm December 16, 2004
A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.
Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
Chubby, man/lesbian-loving pussy lips that closely resemble a donut... (large pointless hole included)
M.C. Skittles - "A yo j... I hear Japanese girls got mad tight pussies dawg."
maXrUm - "Damn son forget that shit!!!! chubbalovers are what u lookin for..."
maXrUm - "Damn son forget that shit!!!! chubbalovers are what u lookin for..."
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
1. A musical instrument that does nothing but rattle.
2. A breakthrough modification of the old vibrating dildo which now slaps and smacks on command!
2. A breakthrough modification of the old vibrating dildo which now slaps and smacks on command!
*flicks switch on*
))))vibrations((((
"Oh ye baby! OHHHH ye! SLAP IT BABY. SLAP AND SMACK. TEAR IT UP. FUCK! AHHHHHHH! OH YEEE!! POUND ME BABY POUND ME. VIBRASLAP MY PERRIWINKLE!!!!"
))))vibrations((((
"Oh ye baby! OHHHH ye! SLAP IT BABY. SLAP AND SMACK. TEAR IT UP. FUCK! AHHHHHHH! OH YEEE!! POUND ME BABY POUND ME. VIBRASLAP MY PERRIWINKLE!!!!"
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
Sara - "Oh... my... god! maXrUm is SUCH a hottie!!!"
Shatania - "Oh for realz dawg... hes madddd fly!"
Shatania - "Oh for realz dawg... hes madddd fly!"
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
Phil - "I was so hungry last night I made myself a footlong BLT sub."
Bam Margera - "You fat fuck! That wasn't the only thing you did... you hungry homer!"
Bam Margera - "You fat fuck! That wasn't the only thing you did... you hungry homer!"
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
My grandmama got rid of her broom when she discovered a secondary function of her tits. She is one hell of a sagtits!!!
by maXrUm December 12, 2004