Maxrum's definitions

shkidmark

A shit skidmark thats left on a surface after it has been thrown, slid, or flushed.

Agent - "Dear Lord Jesus! There are shkidmarks all over the cell! Looks as if these prisoners fought off the cops with a little bit of *wink wink*.... SHIT POWER!"

by maXrUm December 16, 2004

Homorection

A gay penis which thinks for itself, but belongs to the body of a straight man.

Luca - "Hey what are you doing? Get out there we're finally getting some!"

Homorection - "I don't like her too much... she doesn't know how to stroke me very well. Can you do it instead? PLEASE! You know how I like to be touched..."

by maXrUm December 16, 2004

chubbalovers

Chubby, man/lesbian-loving pussy lips that closely resemble a donut... (large pointless hole included)

M.C. Skittles - "A yo j... I hear Japanese girls got mad tight pussies dawg."

maXrUm - "Damn son forget that shit!!!! chubbalovers are what u lookin for..."

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

Hungry Homer

A fat guy who eats a meal during sexual intercourse.

Phil - "I was so hungry last night I made myself a footlong BLT sub."

Bam Margera - "You fat fuck! That wasn't the only thing you did... you hungry homer!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

Trump Cut

The corny hairstyle Donald Trump wears... and has been wearing forever...

70 yr old dude - "Im so fly with the chicks with my new Trump Cut... they all over me... fo..kazizzle my spizzle wizzle"

65 yr old woman - "Oh baby you is one fine man! Jump on me baby! Hit me up with a little of that humpy humpy!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

Sagtits

An old lady who's tits sweep and clean the floor due to years of sagging.

My grandmama got rid of her broom when she discovered a secondary function of her tits. She is one hell of a sagtits!!!

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

Vibraslap

1. A musical instrument that does nothing but rattle.

2. A breakthrough modification of the old vibrating dildo which now slaps and smacks on command!

*flicks switch on*

))))vibrations((((

"Oh ye baby! OHHHH ye! SLAP IT BABY. SLAP AND SMACK. TEAR IT UP. FUCK! AHHHHHHH! OH YEEE!! POUND ME BABY POUND ME. VIBRASLAP MY PERRIWINKLE!!!!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004