Maxrum's definitions

Hungry Homer

A fat guy who eats a meal during sexual intercourse.

Phil - "I was so hungry last night I made myself a footlong BLT sub."

Bam Margera - "You fat fuck! That wasn't the only thing you did... you hungry homer!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

Sagtits

An old lady who's tits sweep and clean the floor due to years of sagging.

My grandmama got rid of her broom when she discovered a secondary function of her tits. She is one hell of a sagtits!!!

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

Homorection

A gay penis which thinks for itself, but belongs to the body of a straight man.

Luca - "Hey what are you doing? Get out there we're finally getting some!"

Homorection - "I don't like her too much... she doesn't know how to stroke me very well. Can you do it instead? PLEASE! You know how I like to be touched..."

by maXrUm December 16, 2004

Venezuelan Fly Trap

A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.

Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.

"I just ordered a brand new Venezuelan Fly Trap! Those flies are fucked now!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

maXrUm

Supa dupa fly guy who is loved by all the chicks...

Sara - "Oh... my... god! maXrUm is SUCH a hottie!!!"

Shatania - "Oh for realz dawg... hes madddd fly!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

hoorah

U.S. Military (including J.R.O.T.C.) uses this as a motivational check and to boost confidence.

Platoon leader: "Platoon, attention! Motivational check!"

Platoon: "HOOOORAH!!!!"

by Maxrum May 13, 2004

Trump Cut

The corny hairstyle Donald Trump wears... and has been wearing forever...

70 yr old dude - "Im so fly with the chicks with my new Trump Cut... they all over me... fo..kazizzle my spizzle wizzle"

65 yr old woman - "Oh baby you is one fine man! Jump on me baby! Hit me up with a little of that humpy humpy!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004