Definitions by Max1984Harper

Convenient villain 

An innocent person who gets shit pegged on them by other individuals who are motivated to lie in order to make themselves look both heroic and victimised at the same time. a)The convenient villain is also convenient as someone to blame when people are planning to make a terrible or morally unjust decision in order to save face.
b) A person is a convenient villain when someone want to hurt them and damages their reputation to do so.

Nathan tried to cheat that guy out of money and when he got called on his bullshit he blamed the poor guy in front of everyone and called him a stingy asshole talk about having a Convenient Villain.

Convenient villain by Max1984Harper August 18, 2018

Holier Than Miow 

When your cat believes they are a better person than you.

The cat bit me because I didn't feed her on time she thinks she's Holier than miow.

Holier Than Miow by Max1984Harper August 8, 2018

Moochun 

Moochun is comprised of a variety of martial arts and martial sports mixed together in a useless way. Like combining Wing Chun and Mua Thai. The two systems are completely opposed yet fuck wits still try to combine the two.

That knob is teaching Moochun no wonder he's a useless fighter.

Moochun by Max1984Harper August 5, 2018

Flynnloader

The next generation of freeloaders that aren't content any longer just to mooch off peoples generosity. They also have to put pressure on people and haggle an even better deal because their so important.

That asshole asked me for another six beers after I offered him just one what a Flynnloader .

Flynnloader by Max1984Harper July 11, 2018

Pulling a Jake 

Someone who is trying to put you in difficult or dangerous situations for amusement or financial gain

What an asshole all that guy did all night was try to bait people to fight his friends he was totally pulling a Jake.

Pulling a Jake by Max1984Harper June 30, 2018