Max1984Harper's definitions

Decepticat

A very deceptive cat that hides and uses camouflage in order to jump out and attack family members.

Missy is such a Decepticat she jumped out of the blanket she was hiding under and bit me next time I'll poke the couch with a fucking broom before I sit down.

by Max1984Harper December 21, 2018

Holier Than Miow

When your cat believes they are a better person than you.

The cat bit me because I didn't feed her on time she thinks she's Holier than miow.

by Max1984Harper August 8, 2018

Kipperoonie

The Australian way of saying afternoon nap.

Gee I was so hungover from last night I had to have a Kipperoonie

by Max1984Harper December 11, 2018

Get The Works

Get The Works was a popular catchphrase from the nineties when people wanted to get all the toppings on whatever they ordered in a take away joint. Pizza Hut especially loved using the catchphrase to advertise their pizzas however when ordering in the modern age the younger generation don't understand the saying . Considering how commonly used the saying was when ordering takeaway in America or the western world and the amount of money Pizza hut spent into promoting it I'm surprised I'm the only one to write a definition for it maybe I'm showing my age.

Server. What do you want on your pizza
Me. I'LL GET THE WORKS
Server. Really all the toppings are you sure? thats alot of food
Me. Thats how we did it in my day.

by Max1984Harper February 1, 2021

IDAHOBIT day

IDAHOBIT day marks a day that stands against the discrimination of all Hobbit’s and little peoples of middle earth.

IDAHOBIT day is largely a day celebrated in middle earth after the age of Sauron largely due to the treatment of Hobbits by Elves and orcs.

by Max1984Harper May 19, 2025

Pulling a Jake

Someone who is trying to put you in difficult or dangerous situations for amusement or financial gain

What an asshole all that guy did all night was try to bait people to fight his friends he was totally pulling a Jake.

by Max1984Harper June 30, 2018

Flynnloader

The next generation of freeloaders that aren't content any longer just to mooch off peoples generosity. They also have to put pressure on people and haggle an even better deal because their so important.

That asshole asked me for another six beers after I offered him just one what a Flynnloader .

by Max1984Harper July 11, 2018