Max. L's definitions

chest patties

The droopy sacklike formations found on a womans chest otherwise known as tits.

Hey sweetcheeks, nice chest patties!

by Max. L January 19, 2008

Gayass Station

Used to mock someone who has to purchase gas.

Hey bro, your shit's on empty. Looks like you gotta go to the gayass station.

by Max. L August 19, 2008

daller

equals one googlenth of a penny. Can be used to confuse when making a deal.

Cashier: That will be 25 dollars sir.

You quickly repeat what they say except replace dollar with daller.

Cashier: Yes that is correct.

You: ok here's a penny, keep the change.

by Max. L August 19, 2008

Panty Grits

The litle white crumbs that are sometimes found in a womans panties or in their poon shaft.

I bolted when I looked down and saw that she had panty grits.

by Max. L August 19, 2008

cat head biscuit

When you bury your cat up to their head and then run over it with a lawnmower

Garfield pissed in my closet so I gave him a cat head biscuit.

by Max. L August 19, 2008

strunion

A sexual manuever acomplished by the male who is in a standing position holding his girlfriend upside down in what is seemingly a standing sixty nine but in mid process has a bowel movement on her forehead.

I was tired of dating Ratchell so last night I gave her a strunion and I believe that took care of it.

by Max. L August 28, 2008

skeet beard

A large helping of man sauce generously slathered around the lower portion of a womans face.

Yeah, so I was was bangin this chick and I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled out and gave her a skeet beard instead.

by Max. L January 19, 2008