Max Powers 's definitions

moted

short for demoted, popular in early 90's making a comeback.

(your friend gets shot down by a girl)"Damn homey you just got moted"

by max powers March 22, 2003

Straight-Edge

Defines the biggest fans of Good-Charlotte. As long as you're punk, wear black everyday, and listen to the GC, straight-edge applies to you.

Gena Faust is so straight-edge. You won't miss <i>her</i> rocking out at the next GC tour.

by Max Powers April 1, 2005

40 oz express

a tit, specifically the one who pounds the skins. 40 oz express is an absent minded professor of the kit, and lives constanly in the shadow of his counterpart and mentor, johnny alternative. Has been known to drink excessively and the term lorry was born during one of his drinking binges.

40: "have you seen my keys, I can't find them"
Johnny: "no, I haven't. where are you going?"
40: "I have to go to Fox's. I think I left my wallet in there, but I can't find my keys"
Johnny: "Ha Ha Ha. You lost your keys, now you can't go look for your lost wallet. what a dick"
40: "You better shut the fuck up, or I'm going to lorry you.

by Max Powers January 24, 2004

hefro

A fat black chick. The result of combining the words "heffer" and "negro".

"Run bitch! That fuckin' hefro is gonna eat us!"

by Max Powers January 19, 2004

who dat is

term used by elementary school dropouts to ask "who is that"

have you met larry?
who dat is?

by max powers March 22, 2003

Top Shelf

to go poop in the top part of a toilet, ensuring a funky odor for days and plenty of laughs.

i took a top shelf in stves toilet hell be pissed

by max powers March 22, 2003

Root canal

When a man receives oral sex and while he lays on his partners head he spin like a top or a drill

Sean: can I give you a root canal?
Kato: I don't have the strength to spin but I'll give you one!

by Max PowerS August 30, 2013