chocolate pancake

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.

Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!

by Max August 19, 2004

fisher

A blood trait formed from an infection found in the urinary tracts of homosexual men who like rimming.This nasty disease can turn the carrier into a serial cum master,and can cause severe behavioural changes such as beastiality, necrophilia and masturbating in shoes.

I had "Fisher" now i'm married to a homosexual binman

by max November 17, 2006

Halo 2

The best game ever, it's a first person shooter, whitch offers many game types, and it has THE BEST ONLINE GAMEPLAY EVER!

Oh, god. My dick is soar...
From what?
I've been raping you too hard.

by Max February 22, 2005

tarzan

A white person who acts black (ie, acts like he was raised by apes.) Similar to wigger.

that kid is such a fucking tarzan bitch

by max December 01, 2004

hero

One who fixes another's subwoofer system. See Max

Max is Lauren's hero.

by Max October 03, 2004

maximus

A product used for penis enlargement.

I went to the store to buy Maximus so I could impress my girlfriend in the sack

by max March 29, 2004

Underarm

The soft pocket of skin beneath the shoulder that joins the inner part of the arm to the body.

The pretty girl's underarms were soft and smooth, hairless and extremely ticklish to the touch.

by Max March 16, 2004