15 definitions by Mavericklax4

Vitamin S

Slang term for Skittles, since it bears the likeness of a vitamin or pill.

Mike grabbed a bag of Vitamin S on his way to the basketball game.

by Mavericklax4 March 27, 2007

Sheldon Williams

A former Duke University basketball player who is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players ever. His ears are too small and his eyes are too far apart.

Wow, that alien kind of looks like Sheldon Williams...Wait, it is Sheldon Williams

by Mavericklax4 March 27, 2007

Fukuoka

A baseball team that no one in the world outside of Fukuoka, Japan cares about.

Fukuoka is lame. The Yankees would taint punch you. Suck on that.

by Mavericklax4 March 28, 2007

Tucker

A resident of the town of Mattituck on Long Island. It is also the mascot of Mattituck high school. They spend their days picking corn and sucking at basketball.

"Dude, Stony Brook rolled the Tuckers by 35 points."

by Mavericklax4 March 27, 2007

Clue Glue

Sperm shot out of the slang term for boner, a "clue."

"Man, I did so well on that test I almost shot clue glue all over myself."

by Mavericklax4 March 27, 2007

Brain Shart

Worse than a brain fart, a brain shart has far worse consequences. A brain shart is doing something completely idiotic but in a key situation, or in a way that brings about serious repercussions.

Who can ever forget Chris Webber's brain shart in the 1993 NCAA championship game in which he called a timeout when his team had none, thereby getting a techinical foul and giving UNC the crown.

Because of a colossal brain shart on air in front of millions, Imus is out of a job and out on his can.

by Mavericklax4 April 27, 2007

Sap

The substance that comes out of your man tree, i.e. sperm.

Natedogg, you'd better have been climbing a freakin' tree. You have sap all over your shorts bro.

by Mavericklax4 April 27, 2007