Poonany NonGrata

Adjective.

Definition: A playah who is denied access to a woman's "playground in her pants."

"When he came home last night with some one else's stank on his hang down, he became Poonany Nongrata."

by Maven April 15, 2004

Sick Bastard

Noun. Singular.
Synonym: Sick Fuck

Definition: A person whose sense of humor is leaps and bounds more rude and crude than that of the people with whom they associate.

"My WASband wanted to give me a Cleveland Steamer after eating hard boiled eggs and beer. That sick bastard."

by Maven April 15, 2004

Asstastic

Adjective.
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious

Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus

Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!"

Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."

by Maven April 15, 2004

Ajewtrements

Noun.

Definition: Items like prayer shawls, yarmulkes, siddurs/prayer books, tefillin, and other items inherently Jewish used for worship.

"Oy Morty, look at the way Moshe is wearing his yarmulke, jaunty like a beret."

by Maven April 15, 2004

At C Level

Noun (place).

Definition: Where you'd be if you were administering fellatio or cunnilingus (aka "oral treats").

"Whilst receiving oral treats, it's good form not to fart while the giver is at C Level."

by Maven April 15, 2004

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by Maven May 11, 2004

WASband

Noun.

Former husband.

Antonym: ISband

"My WASband was addicted to online porn and hookers, so I had to ditch the motherfucker."

by Maven April 15, 2004