Definitions by Mave DcComas

Fat bitches be pissing on me

When things aren't going your way, times are tough, and there is nothing you can do about it but you have to deal with it anyway.

1) My girl mad at me. My car won't start and now I'm late to work again. Man...Fat bitches be pissing on me!

2) My coach keep screaming at me to "get the bar off my chest" but I'm smoked. Fat bitches be pissing on me!

Fat bitches be pissing on me by Mave DcComas April 23, 2026

Dick rotation

A call schedule for work determining the level of responsibility in which one is dicked.

Fuck! I am first call on the dick rotation again!

Dick rotation by Mave DcComas April 16, 2026

Wean-her

Weaning a female off the ventilator in the ICU setting

Carla was intubated in the ICU for airway protection after admit for AMS. Plans are to wean-her from the vent as tolerated.

Wean-her by Mave DcComas April 16, 2026

Cock-strong

Cool, confident, comfortable

My friend Scott is always cool, confident, and comfortable. Scott is cock-strong!

Cock-strong by Mave DcComas March 27, 2026

Farmbutt

When someone's butt is so stinky that it smells like a farm.

Jackie' butt stinks so bad. She had serious farmbutt, I could smell it across the room.

Farmbutt by Mave DcComas November 15, 2022

Half-fished 

When you only get the selfie version of a fat person.

That girl was sexy in her selfie. Then I met her in real life and she was 375 lbs...she half-fished me!

Half-fished by Mave DcComas January 24, 2020

Lamb crack 

A person who has an abnormally low butt crack.

Dayuum! Shawty got a lamb crack...

Lamb crack by Mave DcComas May 1, 2019