Definitions by Maurice Dowdry
Joggo Bomb
A rolled up piece of fruit leather (Fruit Roll Up, Fruit By The Foot, etc.) tightly compacted into a small sphere, typically inserted into the mouth whole.
Joggo Bomb by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009
Ape Mode
When new found knowledge elicits blind rage, similar to when the Man-Apes discover the monolith in Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Ape Mode by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009
Dickenbocker
Noun: A total dick.
A dickenbocker excels in such talents as cutting you off on the highway, disrespecting your friends, walking away while you ask a question, or trying to steal your credit card number. It is customary to elect a Dickenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.
Regional note: In New England a dickenbocker is sometimes referred to as a dickerbocker.
Etymology: From the German phrase "Summieren Sie Dikkenbaachūr"
A dickenbocker excels in such talents as cutting you off on the highway, disrespecting your friends, walking away while you ask a question, or trying to steal your credit card number. It is customary to elect a Dickenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.
Regional note: In New England a dickenbocker is sometimes referred to as a dickerbocker.
Etymology: From the German phrase "Summieren Sie Dikkenbaachūr"
Dickenbocker by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009
Goofenbocker
Noun: A total embarrassment.
A goofenbocker is a person who excels in such traits as intoxicated flirtation with the waitress, over-competitiveness in non-competitive gaming, and an overall obliviousness to all actions. In summary, goofenbocker usually thinks, in his own head, that he is the coolerbocker. It is customary to elect a Goofenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.
Regional note: In New England and parts of Canada a goofenbocker is sometimes referred to as a goofenbacker.
Etymology: From the German phrase "Gesamte Verlegenheit Gūfenbaachūr"
A goofenbocker is a person who excels in such traits as intoxicated flirtation with the waitress, over-competitiveness in non-competitive gaming, and an overall obliviousness to all actions. In summary, goofenbocker usually thinks, in his own head, that he is the coolerbocker. It is customary to elect a Goofenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.
Regional note: In New England and parts of Canada a goofenbocker is sometimes referred to as a goofenbacker.
Etymology: From the German phrase "Gesamte Verlegenheit Gūfenbaachūr"
I can't believe that goofenbocker gave me a high five after doing push-ups on the bocce ball court while singing "Eye of the Tiger."
Goofenbocker by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009
Damsel Slap
I was hangin' with the Avon Grove crew and Kyle got drunk and damsel slapped Jody when she was trippin' balls.
Damsel Slap by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009
midnight pocket
midnight pocket by Maurice Dowdry July 7, 2008