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palmghetto

palmghetto is the perfect name for palmetto ridge high school. only opened in 2004 and already more ghetto than lely and golden gate combined.

has the best thots and the best druggies tho .

person 1 : yo what school u at?
person 2: palmetto

person 1: u mean palmghetto LMAOOO
person 2: still got the baddest fems tho out of all the high schools
person 1: true

by Matty likes phatty May 20, 2022

nap town

another name for naples, florida ; not Indianapolis. gets its name because Republican snowbirds coming from northern US are always napping or being extremely laid back which is why it takes forever to get anywhere .

bro 1: Yo where u live ?
bro 2: naples

bro 1: U mean nap town ? EWWWWWW u living with old snowbirds???
bro 2: ...

by Matty likes phatty May 20, 2022

gulf coast high

public high school in Naples florida.

two types of people here : rich white potheads that only have cars because of daddy's money or white thots that fall for anyone who smokes heavy

dude 1: yo what school u go to ?
dude 2: gulf coast high
dude 1: ewww that school full of spoiled kids???
dude 2: still better than Barron :)
dude 1: ...

by Matty likes phatty May 20, 2022

FBC

stands for fuck Barron Collier, the most overrated school in naples florida

dude 1: Yoooo Barron just lost 7-1 to golden gate in soccer

dude 2: LMAOOOO FBC !!!!

by Matty likes phatty May 20, 2022

Banter club

a footy club that is ridiculed by people for how good they are at being absolute shit. examples are manure, bottleham, chelski

p1: u watch the bottleham game bro?
p2: let me guess they bottled it again ?
p1: spot on fam they lost the carabao cup final to man city
p2: looooool what a banter club

by Matty likes phatty February 7, 2022

sinking ship

a nickname for manchester united football club

p1: man united are a sinking ship
p2: what's sinking ship
p3: it means that man united are absolute shit

by Matty likes phatty February 7, 2022

Man City

probably the most hated club in the world for how good they are. Bought by a billionaire in 2008, but are actually successful cuz of their world-class manager Pep Guardiola. Rival fans, especially salty penchester united fans,are always making pathetic jokes about "plastic fans" and low attendance.

person 1: what club u support ?
person 2: man city

person 1: city have fans ???
person 2: how original, ur being salty bastard cuz city r the biggest team in manchester

by Matty likes phatty February 5, 2022