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another name for naples, florida ; not Indianapolis. gets its name because Republican snowbirds coming from northern US are always napping or being extremely laid back which is why it takes forever to get anywhere .
bro 1: Yo where u live ?
bro 2: naples
bro 1: U mean nap town ? EWWWWWW u living with old snowbirds???
bro 2: ...
bro 2: naples
bro 1: U mean nap town ? EWWWWWW u living with old snowbirds???
bro 2: ...
by Matty likes phatty May 20, 2022

public high school in Naples florida.
two types of people here : rich white potheads that only have cars because of daddy's money or white thots that fall for anyone who smokes heavy
two types of people here : rich white potheads that only have cars because of daddy's money or white thots that fall for anyone who smokes heavy
dude 1: yo what school u go to ?
dude 2: gulf coast high
dude 1: ewww that school full of spoiled kids???
dude 2: still better than Barron :)
dude 1: ...
dude 2: gulf coast high
dude 1: ewww that school full of spoiled kids???
dude 2: still better than Barron :)
dude 1: ...
by Matty likes phatty May 20, 2022

p1: man united are a sinking ship
p2: what's sinking ship
p3: it means that man united are absolute shit
p2: what's sinking ship
p3: it means that man united are absolute shit
by Matty likes phatty February 7, 2022

A nice, athletic, and funny person, also annoying sometimes and gets lots of girls. The antonym of ugly.
by Matty likes phatty January 28, 2018

a footy club that is ridiculed by people for how good they are at being absolute shit. examples are manure, bottleham, chelski
p1: u watch the bottleham game bro?
p2: let me guess they bottled it again ?
p1: spot on fam they lost the carabao cup final to man city
p2: looooool what a banter club
p2: let me guess they bottled it again ?
p1: spot on fam they lost the carabao cup final to man city
p2: looooool what a banter club
by Matty likes phatty February 7, 2022

by Matty likes phatty May 20, 2022

probably the most hated club in the world for how good they are. Bought by a billionaire in 2008, but are actually successful cuz of their world-class manager Pep Guardiola. Rival fans, especially salty penchester united fans,are always making pathetic jokes about "plastic fans" and low attendance.
person 1: what club u support ?
person 2: man city
person 1: city have fans ???
person 2: how original, ur being salty bastard cuz city r the biggest team in manchester
person 2: man city
person 1: city have fans ???
person 2: how original, ur being salty bastard cuz city r the biggest team in manchester
by Matty likes phatty February 5, 2022
