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A day on which all the people one meets are unattractive, despite the odds which say that half the people one meets will be attractive.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 22, 2010
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by Matti! Matti! Matti! June 29, 2011
Get the procrasturbake mug.A standard Christmas celebration held by people who aren't able to be with their birth families because they are overseas or have a difficult relationship with their family.
Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.
Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.
"Tell everyone there's an Orphan's Christmas at mine this year. Bring a plate and the booze is on me!"
by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 25, 2011
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From "japan" and "apocalypse".
From "japan" and "apocalypse".
by Matti! Matti! Matti! April 1, 2011
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by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 20, 2011
Get the woman mug.A situation where streets have been subject to so much traffic calming modification (eg fences, traffic lights, one way streets) that it is impossible to get to the place you want, even though you can see it clearly.
Tourist: "I want to go to that shop but there's nowhere to cross the street."
Local: "You can't get there from here. You have to go back the way you came to the traffic lights, cross over to the other side of the street, walk back this way, go past here, then three blocks down there's a pedestrian crossing, cross back to this side, and head back down this way."
Tourist: "That's ridiculous!"
Local: "Yeah, but what can you do?"
Local: "You can't get there from here. You have to go back the way you came to the traffic lights, cross over to the other side of the street, walk back this way, go past here, then three blocks down there's a pedestrian crossing, cross back to this side, and head back down this way."
Tourist: "That's ridiculous!"
Local: "Yeah, but what can you do?"
by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 15, 2013
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