Definitions by Matthew Walker

Carolina Butt Slop 

Diarrhea at it's worst. The kind that splatters out all at once into the bowl and splashes water all over your butt.

"Wow after that Indian Food last night I crapped out a huge heapin' bowl of Carolina Butt Slop!!!"

Carolina Butt Slop by Matthew Walker May 22, 2006

Ballroom Booger

Any blob found stuck to your shoe (usualy a piece of electrical tape) after loading out a convention ballroom event or concert.

Matt: "After that loadout I had a ton of Ballroom Boogers stuck to my shoe!!!"
Andrew: "Me to I was glued to the floor and had to leave my shoes stuck there!!"

Ballroom Booger by Matthew Walker May 13, 2006

garbarf 

A mixture of garbage and human vomit. Often found on hotel truck docks and around homeless shelters.

Yuck! I stepped in a honkin' puddle of garbarf this morning!!

garbarf by Matthew Walker May 12, 2006

stinkfilth 

An icky puddle of stinky goo.

"Andrew tracked in a pile of stinkfilth all over my new carpet"!!!

stinkfilth by Matthew Walker May 12, 2006

Snotblobalicious

The gratifying experience when you have a cold and you snort a blob of snot through your nasal passages and it slides down your throat and into your stomach.

Matt: "Wow that sneeze was snotblobalicious"
Andrew: "That was disgusting!!!!"

Snotblobalicious by Matthew Walker May 12, 2006

Uvula Slammer 

A funny joke. When you laugh so hard it makes your uvula flap back and forth.

Matt: "That joke really cracked me up!!"
Andrew: "Yeah, it was a real Uvula Slammer"

Uvula Slammer by Matthew Walker May 12, 2006

Broggle

Any unidentifiable small piece of lint or crumb.

The resturant table was covered in broggles so we moved to another table.

Broggle by Matthew Walker April 26, 2006