Matthew Walker's definitions

garbarf

A mixture of garbage and human vomit. Often found on hotel truck docks and around homeless shelters.

Yuck! I stepped in a honkin' puddle of garbarf this morning!!

by Matthew Walker May 12, 2006

Carolina Butt Slop

Diarrhea at it's worst. The kind that splatters out all at once into the bowl and splashes water all over your butt.

"Wow after that Indian Food last night I crapped out a huge heapin' bowl of Carolina Butt Slop!!!"

by Matthew Walker May 22, 2006

Broggle

Any unidentifiable small piece of lint or crumb.

The resturant table was covered in broggles so we moved to another table.

by Matthew Walker April 26, 2006

Ballroom Booger

Any blob found stuck to your shoe (usualy a piece of electrical tape) after loading out a convention ballroom event or concert.

Matt: "After that loadout I had a ton of Ballroom Boogers stuck to my shoe!!!"
Andrew: "Me to I was glued to the floor and had to leave my shoes stuck there!!"

by Matthew Walker May 13, 2006

stinkfilth

An icky puddle of stinky goo.

"Andrew tracked in a pile of stinkfilth all over my new carpet"!!!

by Matthew Walker May 12, 2006

nu-nu doinker

Any small facinating nipple-like object that you can enjoy, play with, fondle or adjust, and get personal satisfaction.

The nu-nu doinkers in the hot tub were spraying out hot and pulsating water. -OR- The television signal was not too good so after I twiddled several nu-nu doinkers the reception was perfect.

by Matthew Walker April 26, 2006

Uvula Slammer

A funny joke. When you laugh so hard it makes your uvula flap back and forth.

Matt: "That joke really cracked me up!!"
Andrew: "Yeah, it was a real Uvula Slammer"

by Matthew Walker May 12, 2006