23 definitions by Matthew Pryce

whiffing

Striking out swinging.

Rich Monteleone was on tonight, all the opposing batters were whiffing.

by Matthew Pryce July 22, 2006

devil wings

Blood formations that form around the sides of the mouth after a man has eaten the box of a woman on the rag.

Johnny walked out of the teacher's lounge with huge dripping devil wings; it appears, his lover,0 Mrs. Bonanno was on her menstual cycle and he ate that snatch anyway

by Matthew Pryce January 21, 2004

pisstop

A unique way to refer to the glans of the penis. Also, a classic insult!

Hey pisstop! Taste my spunk!

by Matthew Pryce August 14, 2006

platinum sombrero

Striking out five times in one baseball game.

Arod might be taking a platinum sombrero tonight, he's got four Ks and it's only the seventh inning.

by Matthew Pryce July 22, 2006

one stroke joke

Fella who cums after but one stroke of the cock.

Johnny 2 is a one stroke joke.

by Matthew Pryce February 7, 2004

lick the rock

To do crystal meth.

Charly was very geeked after he licked the rock.

by Matthew Pryce January 21, 2004

going hoggin'

To engage in intercourse with the obese.

Man, that kid'll bone anybody. You see that pig he was with last night, he sure was going hoggin'!!!!

by Matthew Pryce July 10, 2006