pisshouse

When one feels the urge to relieve their stretched bladders, but doesn't want to refer to the bathroom in such a reverant method, use pisshouse. It is uncouth.

Man, I gotta tinkle---where's the pisshouse?

by Matthew Pryce May 14, 2006

swallower

One who allows ejaculation into the mouth and proceeds to swallow the load.

Janie sucked my dick something proper last night, and hell yeah, when I came, she was a swallower.

by Matthew Pryce January 21, 2004

Jersey Fist-Pump

A silly rhythmically challenged dance done only by stupid gel-headed ginzos while contemplating rape at clubs.

Did you see that scumbag jiggling the Jersey Fist-Pump?

by Matthew Pryce August 07, 2006

modementia

Modementia is the state of having a fucked-up modem.

I was getting signed off like crazy, I had modementia.

by Matthew Pryce July 11, 2006

Pussy Wussy

A general insult aimed at lesser men.

Don't screw with me pussy wussy.

by Matthew Pryce August 03, 2006

rock & roll ache

A ripping hang over

T McP drank so much whiskey, the next day he woke up with a gnarly rock & roll ache.

by Matthew Pryce January 21, 2004

trust rocker

Similar to a trustafarian. A wannabe punk rocker who goes home to Scarsdale after puking at a bunch of indie rock/punk shows in Brooklyn during the week.

Being a trust-rocker must make a person hate themself.

by Matthew Pryce August 28, 2005