Matt Windle poet's definitions

J-bomb

A joke that is told at work or in a professional setting.

"Did you hear Andy dropping J-bombs in his business meeting?"

by Matt Windle poet January 16, 2021

Nillionaire

/nɪljəˈnɛ /

A person that acts like they have a lot of money but really they are broke.

"He's always posting pictures of designer products on his Instagram like he's rich or something but he hardly has a penny to his name. The guy is a nillionaire."

by Matt Windle poet October 11, 2020

Inwhoencer

/ˈɪnhʊənsə/

a person with a modest social media following that refers to themself as an 'influencer.'

This guy with 50 followers is calling himself an 'influencer' but he's more of a 'inwhoencer.'

by Matt Windle poet March 22, 2021

Wobbing and Beaving

a failed attempt to successfully use the boxing defence technique of 'bobbing and weaving.'

"I told him to bob and weave but even when he moves his head he gets punched. It's not so much bobbing and weaving as it is wobbing and beaving!"

by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021

Brutiful

/ˈbru tɪfʊl/

a brutal beating or knockout in boxing that was beautifully done.

"That fight was brutiful to watch"

by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

Yespull

/jɛs/pʊl/

When a person clenches their fist in celebration and pulls a bent arm towards their body.

He was so ecstatic that his team scored in stoppage time that I saw him yespull over and over.

by Matt Windle poet January 14, 2021

Digisig

/ˈdɪdʒˈsɪɡ/

short for digital signature

"Add your digisig to the document and then email it back to me"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020