Definitions by Matt Windle poet

Wobbing and Beaving 

a failed attempt to successfully use the boxing defence technique of 'bobbing and weaving.'

"I told him to bob and weave but even when he moves his head he gets punched. It's not so much bobbing and weaving as it is wobbing and beaving!"

Wobbing and Beaving by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021

Caliwid 

/ˈkalɪˈwɪd/

a person that is in a serious relationship with or married to someone that works away or has been absent for an extended period of time.

"Her husband is always working away. The poor girl is nothing but a caliwid."

Caliwid by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021

Ladabout 

/ladəˈbaʊt/

a party boy that goes out on the town every to most weekends.

"Every time I have a night out I see that guy. He's a real ladabout."

Ladabout by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021

Fighteous 

/ˈfʌɪtʃəs/

1. having a justifiable reason to oppose or fight for (someone or something.)

2. a fighter that's very good; excellent.

"We need fighteous people to stand-up to this tyranny!"

Fighteous by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021

Pseudofaith 

/ˈsju dəʊ:feɪθ/

a person that hides their insecurities by pretending to be confident.

"If you didn't know him you would think that he's very self-assured but its just pseudofaith."

Pseudofaith by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

Deage 

/dɪˈeɪdʒ/

1. to reflect and reminisce.

2. to appear to reduce the age of (someone or something).

"Let's deage with one another and talk about old times."

Deage by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

Huv 

/hʌv/

1. hating and loving a person simultaneously.

2. hating that you love (someone or something.)

"I huv you!"

Huv by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021