Definitions by Matt Windle poet

Hitmitt

/hɪtmɪt/

boxing or MMA gloves.

"I can't wait to try on my new hitmitts."

Hitmitt by Matt Windle poet March 22, 2021

Inwhoencer 

/ˈɪnhʊənsə/

a person with a modest social media following that refers to themself as an 'influencer.'

This guy with 50 followers is calling himself an 'influencer' but he's more of a 'inwhoencer.'

Inwhoencer by Matt Windle poet March 22, 2021

PWAP 

/pwap/

a sudden loud noise caused by boxing gloves hitting against a punchbag.

The punch landed with a pwap.

PWAP by Matt Windle poet March 21, 2021

Lieyesight 

/lʌɪsʌɪt/

1. a person's ability to be able to detect when they are being lied to.

2. being unable to believe (one's) eyes.

"He tried lying directly to my face but my lieyesight saw straight through it."

Lieyesight by Matt Windle poet March 21, 2021

Boxability 

/bɒksəˈbɪlɪti/

1. allowing one to demonstrate a high skill set; either an innate or inborn talent or through

dedication and practice.

2. talent, skill or proficiency in the field of martial arts and hand-to-hand combat.

"His boxability is like no one I've ever seen"

Boxability by Matt Windle poet March 20, 2021

Quotaphile

/ˈkwəʊtəfʌɪl/

a lover of reading and sharing quotes.

"If you regularly share inspiring quotes on your social media then you're a quotaphile."

Quotaphile by Matt Windle poet March 16, 2021

Teabate 

/ti beɪt/

a friendly discussion or debate with another person or group about the best way to make a cup of tea.

"We're having a teabate. I'm saying boiling water first but she's saying milk first."

Teabate by Matt Windle poet March 15, 2021