Matt Windle poet's definitions

J-bomb

A joke that is told at work or in a professional setting.

"Did you hear Andy dropping J-bombs in his business meeting?"

by Matt Windle poet January 16, 2021

Prupil

a person who is taught at a Pupil Referral Unit, also known as a PRU school.

"I'm a former prupil of that referral unit."

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

Balloonertic

/bəˈlu nətɪk/

A person that has a balloon infatuation.

What do you call a person that infatuated with balloons? A balloonertic!

by Matt Windle poet November 13, 2020

Figlang

/ˈfɪɡˈlaŋɡ/

a syllabic abbreviation for Figurative Language.

"I need to add some more figlang into my writing."

by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021

Mesmereyesed

/ˈmɛzmərʌɪzed/

to be besotted with or transfixed by the eyes of (someone).

"The moment that I stared into them I was mesmereyesed."

by Matt Windle poet February 25, 2021

Hitmitt

/hɪtmɪt/

boxing or MMA gloves.

"I can't wait to try on my new hitmitts."

by Matt Windle poet March 22, 2021

Splash pool

/splaʃpu l/

an artificial pool for partying in.

"When the beat drops at a pool party it becomes a splash pool."

by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021