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Matt Windle poet's definitions

Resting pitch face

a sullen or uninterested expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a sports person during a match
"Anthony Martial has such a resting pitch face!"
by Matt Windle poet March 7, 2021
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Prupil

a person who is taught at a Pupil Referral Unit, also known as a PRU school.
"I'm a former prupil of that referral unit."
by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020
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Balloonertic

/bəˈlu nətɪk/

A person that has a balloon infatuation.
What do you call a person that infatuated with balloons? A balloonertic!
by Matt Windle poet November 13, 2020
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Anquest

/ˈɑ n'kwɛst/
The term used when a person answers their own question.
Him to her: "Do you know where my keys are? Oh yeah, they're upstairs!"
Her to Him: "You anquest all of the time."
by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020
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GIF of the gab

A person who replies to messages using either the animated or static GIF format
"He replies with an appropriate GIF for almost every message that I send. He's got the GIF of the gab."
by Matt Windle poet October 27, 2020
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Confaux

/kənˈfəʊ/

a disingenuous conversation that a person creates immediately prior to asking for a favour.
"The preamble was sheer confaux."
by Matt Windle poet March 29, 2021
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Gonfidence

/ɡɒnfɪd(ə)ns/

1. the faded feeling or belief that one can have faith in or rely on someone or something.

* the state of no longer feeling certain about the truth of something.

* a lost feeling of self-assurance.

2. no longer being able to talk through private matters or secrets with mutual trust.

3. to lose your mojo.
"After everything that they said to me I'm just filled with gonfidence."
by Matt Windle poet March 5, 2021
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