by Matt Windle poet March 02, 2021
"That garlic bread looks lish!"
by Matt Windle poet March 14, 2021
/kənˈfibjʊ'lʌɪz/
When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.
When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.
When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
Employee 1 to employee 2: "I hope that you get the promotion, good luck!"
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."
The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."
The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020
"He replies with an appropriate GIF for almost every message that I send. He's got the GIF of the gab."
by Matt Windle poet October 27, 2020
Him to her: "Do you know where my keys are? Oh yeah, they're upstairs!"
Her to Him: "You anquest all of the time."
Her to Him: "You anquest all of the time."
by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020
by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021
"The moment that I stared into them I was mesmereyesed."
by Matt Windle poet February 25, 2021