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Boxability

/bɒksəˈbɪlɪti/

1. allowing one to demonstrate a high skill set; either an innate or inborn talent or through

dedication and practice.

2. talent, skill or proficiency in the field of martial arts and hand-to-hand combat.
"His boxability is like no one I've ever seen"
by Matt Windle poet March 20, 2021
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Confaux

/kənˈfəʊ/

a disingenuous conversation that a person creates immediately prior to asking for a favour.
"The preamble was sheer confaux."
by Matt Windle poet March 29, 2021
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PWAP

/pwap/

a sudden loud noise caused by boxing gloves hitting against a punchbag.
The punch landed with a pwap.
by Matt Windle poet March 21, 2021
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Clapables

/klapəb(ə)ls/

the action of simultaneously striking the palms of (one's hands) together whilst saying a word, in order to determine the number of syllables that the word contains.
"How many syllables does the word 'newshunty' have? Lets use our clapables to work it out.
by Matt Windle poet March 26, 2021
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Confibulise

/kənˈfibjʊ'lʌɪz/

When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.

When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
Employee 1 to employee 2: "I hope that you get the promotion, good luck!"
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."

The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020
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Bibliodium

/ˈbɪblɪəʊdɪəm/

is the general dislike or widespread hatred of reading books.
"They must have bibliodium because I can never persuade them to read a book."
by Matt Windle poet March 2, 2021
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Rexpert

/ˈrɛkspə t/

A boxing fan that has never boxed a day in their life and believe that they are far more knowledgeable about the sport than what they actually are. They consistently use the boxing database 'BoxRec' in order to sound more informed about particular fighters when discussing boxing with their peers.
"He would have you believe that he's a specialist on the sport but really he's nothing but a rexpert."
by Matt Windle poet October 13, 2020
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