Matt Windle poet's definitions
/Eeˈtrəˈdju s/
make (someone) known by name to another person electronically via email, social media or other online platform.
make (someone) known by name to another person electronically via email, social media or other online platform.
by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

/ˈkalɪˈwɪd/
a person that is in a serious relationship with or married to someone that works away or has been absent for an extended period of time.
a person that is in a serious relationship with or married to someone that works away or has been absent for an extended period of time.
by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021

by Matt Windle poet March 1, 2021

/kənˈfibjʊ'lʌɪz/
When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.
When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.
When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
Employee 1 to employee 2: "I hope that you get the promotion, good luck!"
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."
The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."
The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020

"He's always posting pictures of designer products on his Instagram like he's rich or something but he hardly has a penny to his name. The guy is a nillionaire."
by Matt Windle poet October 11, 2020

/ˈɪnhʊənsə/
a person with a modest social media following that refers to themself as an 'influencer.'
a person with a modest social media following that refers to themself as an 'influencer.'
by Matt Windle poet March 22, 2021

"I told him to bob and weave but even when he moves his head he gets punched. It's not so much bobbing and weaving as it is wobbing and beaving!"
by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021
