Matt Windle poet's definitions

J-bomb

A joke that is told at work or in a professional setting.

"Did you hear Andy dropping J-bombs in his business meeting?"

by Matt Windle poet January 16, 2021

Prefriend

/prɪˈfrɛnd/

to make it appear that a person has a bond of mutual affection with another despite an ulterior motive being at play. Especially to gain revenge and inside knowledge for personal or professional reasons.

She thought that they were besties but he was prefriending the whole time.

by Matt Windle poet February 26, 2021

Balloonertic

/bəˈlu nətɪk/

A person that has a balloon infatuation.

What do you call a person that infatuated with balloons? A balloonertic!

by Matt Windle poet November 13, 2020

Teabate

/ti beɪt/

a friendly discussion or debate with another person or group about the best way to make a cup of tea.

"We're having a teabate. I'm saying boiling water first but she's saying milk first."

by Matt Windle poet March 15, 2021

Ladabout

/ladəˈbaʊt/

a party boy that goes out on the town every to most weekends.

"Every time I have a night out I see that guy. He's a real ladabout."

by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021

Gonfidence

/ɡɒnfɪd(ə)ns/

1. the faded feeling or belief that one can have faith in or rely on someone or something.

* the state of no longer feeling certain about the truth of something.

* a lost feeling of self-assurance.

2. no longer being able to talk through private matters or secrets with mutual trust.

3. to lose your mojo.

"After everything that they said to me I'm just filled with gonfidence."

by Matt Windle poet March 5, 2021

THABTO

/ˈθabtəʊ/

two heads are better than one (expressing the view that it's helpful to have the advice or opinion of a second person.

Person 1: "I'll help you to think of names for your new business if you want?"
Person 2: "Aw, will you really?"
Person 1: "Of course I will - THABTO!"

by Matt Windle poet March 4, 2021