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When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.
When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.
When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
Employee 1 to employee 2: "I hope that you get the promotion, good luck!"
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."
The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."
The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020
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A Z-list 'celebrity' that hardly anyone knows, has no real influence, or someone that was well recognised 20+ years ago but no longer has that status.
A Z-list 'celebrity' that hardly anyone knows, has no real influence, or someone that was well recognised 20+ years ago but no longer has that status.
"This is supposed to be 'I'm a celebrity...' but I hardly know who any of them are. I'm a zelebrity, more like!
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Her to Him: "You anquest all of the time."
Her to Him: "You anquest all of the time."
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form one's features into a sad, disappointed or unhappy expression, typically with the corners of the mouth turned downwards. A sad face without a frown or tears.
form one's features into a sad, disappointed or unhappy expression, typically with the corners of the mouth turned downwards. A sad face without a frown or tears.
"The disappointment of not getting their own way caused their face to crile."
"After reading a nasty message, their face criled for the remainder of the day."
"Turn that crile, into a smile!"
"After reading a nasty message, their face criled for the remainder of the day."
"Turn that crile, into a smile!"
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A person with straight hair so thick that its layers appear to grow outwards rather than downwards.
A person with straight hair so thick that its layers appear to grow outwards rather than downwards.
by Matt Windle poet October 11, 2020
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