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PWAP

/pwap/

a sudden loud noise caused by boxing gloves hitting against a punchbag.
The punch landed with a pwap.
by Matt Windle poet March 21, 2021
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Confaux

/kənˈfəʊ/

a disingenuous conversation that a person creates immediately prior to asking for a favour.
"The preamble was sheer confaux."
by Matt Windle poet March 29, 2021
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Boxability

/bɒksəˈbɪlɪti/

1. allowing one to demonstrate a high skill set; either an innate or inborn talent or through

dedication and practice.

2. talent, skill or proficiency in the field of martial arts and hand-to-hand combat.
"His boxability is like no one I've ever seen"
by Matt Windle poet March 20, 2021
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Clapables

/klapəb(ə)ls/

the action of simultaneously striking the palms of (one's hands) together whilst saying a word, in order to determine the number of syllables that the word contains.
"How many syllables does the word 'newshunty' have? Lets use our clapables to work it out.
by Matt Windle poet March 26, 2021
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Qranxate

/krɑn:zeɪt/

To do nothing but stare lovingly at yourself in a mirror or other form of reflection
"Are you going to leave the house at all or just qranxate all day?"
by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020
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Upperhook

/ˈʌpəhʊk/

a punch to the body in boxing, MMA and various other combat sports that combines a hook with an uppercut, resulting in the punch being delivered with a diagonal motion and the arm bent.
"Ricky Hatton broke Castillo's ribs with that upperhook!"
by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021
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Slampion

/slampɪən/

1. a person or group that wins a poetry slam competition.

2. a sports person or team that achieves a Grand Slam victory.
"And the slampion of this years poetry slam is..."

"After another Grand Slam victory, they are surely the greatest slampions of all time!"
by Matt Windle poet March 5, 2021
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