Matt Windle poet's definitions

Inwhoencer

/ˈɪnhʊənsə/

a person with a modest social media following that refers to themself as an 'influencer.'

This guy with 50 followers is calling himself an 'influencer' but he's more of a 'inwhoencer.'

by Matt Windle poet March 22, 2021

Wobbing and Beaving

a failed attempt to successfully use the boxing defence technique of 'bobbing and weaving.'

"I told him to bob and weave but even when he moves his head he gets punched. It's not so much bobbing and weaving as it is wobbing and beaving!"

by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021

Newshunty

/nju z/hʌnty/

a person that contrives a situation to gain media exposure.

"He's dying to be back in the papers. He's so newshunty."

by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

Lieyesight

/lʌɪsʌɪt/

1. a person's ability to be able to detect when they are being lied to.

2. being unable to believe (one's) eyes.

"He tried lying directly to my face but my lieyesight saw straight through it."

by Matt Windle poet March 21, 2021

Younique

/ju ˈni k/

1. a person that doesn't try to be different and is happy with just being themselves.

2. you personally (yourself).

"Nobody on this entire planet is you, and that's pretty cool. So accept it and be younique."

by Matt Windle poet March 23, 2021

Shocking Hell

/ˈʃɒk/ɪŋ/hɛl/

used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.

Person 1: "Have you heard that Adam has been sacked?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

Strab

/strab/

to open heavily taped packaging by puncturing and dragging (something sharp) through it.

"This Amazon parcel is so tightly sealed. Pass me the scissors, please, so that I can strab it open."

by Matt Windle poet March 13, 2021