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Matt Windle poet's definitions

Lish

/lɪʃ/

delicious.

highly pleasant to the taste.

delightful.
"That garlic bread looks lish!"
by Matt Windle poet March 14, 2021
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Confibulise

/kənˈfibjʊ'lʌɪz/

When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.

When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
Employee 1 to employee 2: "I hope that you get the promotion, good luck!"
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."

The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020
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Rexpert

/ˈrɛkspə t/

A boxing fan that has never boxed a day in their life and believe that they are far more knowledgeable about the sport than what they actually are. They consistently use the boxing database 'BoxRec' in order to sound more informed about particular fighters when discussing boxing with their peers.
"He would have you believe that he's a specialist on the sport but really he's nothing but a rexpert."
by Matt Windle poet October 13, 2020
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Bibliodium

/ˈbɪblɪəʊdɪəm/

is the general dislike or widespread hatred of reading books.
"They must have bibliodium because I can never persuade them to read a book."
by Matt Windle poet March 2, 2021
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Figlang

/ˈfɪɡˈlaŋɡ/

a syllabic abbreviation for Figurative Language.
"I need to add some more figlang into my writing."
by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021
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Hitmitt

/hɪtmɪt/

boxing or MMA gloves.
"I can't wait to try on my new hitmitts."
by Matt Windle poet March 22, 2021
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Pseudofaith

/ˈsju dəʊ:feɪθ/

a person that hides their insecurities by pretending to be confident.
"If you didn't know him you would think that he's very self-assured but its just pseudofaith."
by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021
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