Matt Windle poet's definitions

Confaux

/kənˈfəʊ/

a disingenuous conversation that a person creates immediately prior to asking for a favour.

"The preamble was sheer confaux."

by Matt Windle poet March 29, 2021

PWAP

/pwap/

a sudden loud noise caused by boxing gloves hitting against a punchbag.

The punch landed with a pwap.

by Matt Windle poet March 21, 2021

Clapables

/klapəb(ə)ls/

the action of simultaneously striking the palms of (one's hands) together whilst saying a word, in order to determine the number of syllables that the word contains.

"How many syllables does the word 'newshunty' have? Lets use our clapables to work it out.

by Matt Windle poet March 26, 2021

Prupil

a person who is taught at a Pupil Referral Unit, also known as a PRU school.

"I'm a former prupil of that referral unit."

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

Balloonertic

/bəˈlu nətɪk/

A person that has a balloon infatuation.

What do you call a person that infatuated with balloons? A balloonertic!

by Matt Windle poet November 13, 2020

J-bomb

A joke that is told at work or in a professional setting.

"Did you hear Andy dropping J-bombs in his business meeting?"

by Matt Windle poet January 16, 2021

Confibulise

/kənˈfibjʊ'lʌɪz/

When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.

When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.

Employee 1 to employee 2: "I hope that you get the promotion, good luck!"
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."

The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.

by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020