Definitions by Matt Weller
Kate Middleton
Kate Middleton is definitely an upgrade in the House of Windsor compared to the likes of Camilla the Duchess of Cornwall.
Kate Middleton by Matt Weller February 23, 2011
Sarah Palin
Tina Fey's doppelganger
Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.
Sarah Palin by Matt Weller January 20, 2009
International Falls
Icebox of the Nation.
International Falls beat out Fraser for the patent of the slogan "Icebox of the Nation." In 2008 I.F. lived up to its nickname with an all time low temp in the city of -40°F (-40°C).
International Falls by Matt Weller April 25, 2008
Phoenix
Phoenix is the 4th largest city in the U.S. This is a correction to previous reports of it being 5th and 6th by other authors.
Phoenix by Matt Weller October 2, 2007
Phoenix
A correction to previous erroneous definitions regarding this city in the desert. The largest city and capital of Arizona which is the 4th largest city in the United States of America, not the 5th as suggested in previous descriptions.
Chauncey Schmidt only likes to visit the Valley of the Sun's primate city of Phoenix in the dead of winter when the lake effect makes Buffalo a white out.
Phoenix by Matt Weller August 30, 2007