A correction to previous erroneous definitions regarding this city in the desert. The largest city and capital of Arizona which is the 4th largest city in the United States of America, not the 5th as suggested in previous descriptions.
Chauncey Schmidt only likes to visit the Valley of the Sun's primate city of Phoenix in the dead of winter when the lake effect makes Buffalo a white out.
by Matt Weller August 30, 2007

The Grundel's middle name is Nikomahs.
by Matt Weller August 30, 2007

by Matt Weller December 10, 2006

Icebox of the Nation.
International Falls beat out Fraser for the patent of the slogan "Icebox of the Nation." In 2008 I.F. lived up to its nickname with an all time low temp in the city of -40°F (-40°C).
by Matt Weller April 25, 2008

Phoenix is the 4th largest city in the U.S. This is a correction to previous reports of it being 5th and 6th by other authors.
by Matt Weller October 02, 2007

Tina Fey's doppelganger
Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.
by Matt Weller January 20, 2009

Kate Middleton is definitely an upgrade in the House of Windsor compared to the likes of Camilla the Duchess of Cornwall.
by Matt Weller February 23, 2011
