Definitions by Matt Parker (parkman47)

deprection 

an unavoidable erection during extreme sadness

my cat just died and all i could do was cry. a girl i knew came over to comfort me and kept rubbing my cock. i couldn't help but get a deprection.

deprection by Matt Parker (parkman47) June 25, 2010

water toucher 

a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two

i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher

water toucher by Matt Parker (parkman47) February 15, 2006

butt trumpet 

old windows 3.11 internet control. usually used with modems slower than your mom.

load up butt trumpet

butt trumpet by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002

butt pirate 

one who lingers around the anal canal

arr matey, we butt pirates are in search of a place to bury our treasure, arr, arr.

butt pirate by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002

solid gold

rock solid, something is secure and good... solid gold hit

Yea J, that idea is solid... solid gold...

solid gold by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002

front butt 

Huge camel toe

her camel toe was so big, it looked like another butt... in her front...

front butt by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 14, 2002

buttplug

Cork for the anus.

he got da shitz so bad, he gunna need a buttplug to sit down and not crap himself

buttplug by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 14, 2002