water toucher

a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two
i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher
by Matt Parker (parkman47) February 15, 2006
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cromulant

abundantly used, proliferate, widespread, accepted
It's a perfectly cromulant word
by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 13, 2002
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butt pirate

arr matey, we butt pirates are in search of a place to bury our treasure, arr, arr.
by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002
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festive

"That slice of pizza is festive"
by Matt Parker (parkman47) October 29, 2002
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buttplug

he got da shitz so bad, he gunna need a buttplug to sit down and not crap himself
by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 14, 2002
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butt trumpet

old windows 3.11 internet control. usually used with modems slower than your mom.
by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002
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solid gold

rock solid, something is secure and good... solid gold hit
Yea J, that idea is solid... solid gold...
by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002
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