cockmo

a Straight man, who has a homosexual penis

"Jenny really wants to fuck you, too bad you're a cockmo."

by Matt May 05, 2004

Extempreate

To fuck all one's present company in the face.

"Man.. Extempreate!"

by Matt March 01, 2004

Man Bath

When a man needs a bath, he doesn't fill up the tub, he just turns the shower on and sits in it.

Teddy - What a day, I'm going to go take a Man Bath.

by Matt May 22, 2008

Judge Judy

when you defecate on someones windshield. Followed u pby tapping the head of yer cock on the car's hood simulating a judge bangin their gavel. After that you masturrbate on the windshield or poop.

I needed t od osomething more evil then keying that bitches car for cock blocking me like that, so i gave her the judge judy

by Matt July 26, 2003

Disturbed

Please don't judge people for what the listen to/wear/etc. That's just ridiculous.

I figured I'd add my two cents since this site has become more a forum than a dictionary, anyway.

by Matt December 15, 2003

Chargers Fan

a rare yet obnoxious breed. Ones that think because they beat the ain'ts they can beat anyone. They also tend to use low blows such as, "Broncos suck.Bailey sucks. Plummer sucks. Shanahan's a queer." However, do not be dismayed because in Week 13 they will be taught the lesson of a lifetime. Dont talk the talk if you can't walk the walk!

The Chargers Fan went apeshit over his team winning against the Saints. Little does the Chargers Fan know that the Saints are not a good team.

by Matt November 18, 2004

milk and honey

something that makes you feel good, better, best even

a really good blowjob or a rush of pure fright adrenaline or a sudden rush of cool when diving into water

by matt March 06, 2004