sporge

variant of "spooge"

Semen. If you don't know what that is, try to think back to the sex video they showed you in fifth grade.
Hey Bob, you've got some sporge on your chin.

Getting sporge in your eye can spread AIDS.
by Matt April 21, 2005
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spigotry

spigotness, the quality of being a spigot. See spigot. Synonomous with fagotry.
Parents are the Lords of all Spigotry.

My car broke down, my girlfriend is cheating on me, and I'm getting fired from my job. This is complete spigotry.
by Matt December 04, 2003
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wangsta

50 Cent -

"Ja Rule, that is all I have to say."
by matt February 13, 2003
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Hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that would leave men of ordinary testicular size quivering in fear like a little Chambers.
Dude, you chopped down that tree with your penis, that is quite Hasselbeck.
by Matt May 14, 2004
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family guy

A horrible show that has no depth or character development what-so-ever. Most of the jokes are completely irrelevant as pointed out clearly in South Park (Cartoon Wars episode.) This show gets extremely annoying very quickly.
Kid 1: OMGZ I AM TEH COOLZ FAMILY GUY ROCKZ!
Kid 2: You really want attention don't you?
by matt June 18, 2006
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smerff

To leave or pass out after a long night
or
To spill/drop things on yourself or others
Yo guy i gotta work tomorrow so i think im going to smerff

"Yo did u spill your drink?"
" Ya man I smerffed on myself"
by Matt March 06, 2005
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Neo-Conservative

American conservative group that experienced after Ronald Reagan. Neo-Cons typically beleive in Supply side economics, a free market, and social conservatism. (IE: anti-abortion and anti-gay marriage) It is (as of the writing of this definition) the largest group of republicans, including people such as George W. Bush, Tom Delay, and Dick Cheney.

Other powerful factions of the Republican party are the Evangelical Protestants, and the Libertarians.
I, as a neo-conservative, beleive that abortion is murder and that the tax system is currently unfair.
by Matt April 25, 2005
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