bum chigger

1. a form of small insect that burrows within one's rectal area.
2. an insult deriving from the small rectal-burrowing insect.
by matt August 27, 2003
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smunky

Smunky listens to alkaline trio while making love to matt.
by matt May 27, 2003
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vagina

The female sex organs and genetalia. Often desired by persons of the opposite sex and sometimes of the same sex. Also the butt end of many jokes.
Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
by Matt September 22, 2005
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apretado

Jason: I just got some new rims for my bimmer yo!
Matt: Apretado
Jason: Yeee!
by Matt May 19, 2004
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Cut Short

one asks another this to save them a quarter of their alredy lit cigerette.
Hey can u cut me short.or
Can i get shorts.
by Matt January 13, 2004
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rehearsal

The completely and uterly wrong way to spell "rehersal".
What the fuck is a re-hear-sal?
by Matt September 22, 2003
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liberals

a group of people who place names on people such as homophobics, calls every republican either a white trash hillbilly who doesn't know better or a super rich stuck up snob who hates the poor and wants to take their money which doesn't make any sense when you think about it...why take the poors money? They have barely any money? There poor? Liberals can be any person who belives in their views...no one puts a name on them like they do to the conservatives. Liberals own all of the media and control all of it which isnt a bad thing its just that the news on TV is extremely biased. Democrats are fine in my opinon its just the extreme liberals that can hurt the country in my opinion.
Bill Clinton was a good man...but not a good president
by Matt June 21, 2004
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