when you get a boner driving down the highway due to road vibrations. usually starts when thinking about sex coupled with big bump in road. can be quite annoying
i was driving my big rig and thinking about my one-night stand last night. now i got a hella roadboner
by matt August 22, 2004
"I gotta bust the ginity on this bag of chips"
"Jon went to take the ginity of his new video camera."
"Jon went to take the ginity of his new video camera."
by Matt June 19, 2005
German philosopher born in the 1720s. Kant creatively synthesized the theories of the empiricists and the rationalists, and thus concluded that our perceptions of time and space are based on synthetic a priori knowledge.
Kant deduced the categorical imperative-- the non-consequentialist moral theory that states we should only act in ways that can be universalized-- from his theory that humans are the only agents of pure reason.
Kant deduced the categorical imperative-- the non-consequentialist moral theory that states we should only act in ways that can be universalized-- from his theory that humans are the only agents of pure reason.
by Matt May 22, 2004
all of my female friends get their period at the same time. so for a week out of the month, every1s pissed at each other. its really gay...
by matt January 24, 2005
a name for a penis that has a spazm whilst in pre ejaculation...may grow up to 14" if come shot is at a high speed
worzels dickspazm sent his balls into gasheads face as he thrusted in his open wide wet pre cum filled mouth
gashead ''ohh worzel my face feels so numb''
worzel ''oh never mind deer my sex wee will make u better
gashead ''ohh worzel my face feels so numb''
worzel ''oh never mind deer my sex wee will make u better
by matt May 25, 2003
Wreak valley is a bag-of-wank school that was originally designed to be used as a prison. the teachers are all wanker and miss morley is a sexist drag queen who needs a good kick in the ovaries
by Matt April 23, 2005