shmeat

when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.

This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.

by Matt April 10, 2004

Zinky Karfunkle

A person on hallucinagetic drugs who sees themselves as another person. Usually a makebeleive one.

Dude, Zinky Karfunkle is hear.
Dont' stink the Zink!

by Matt December 16, 2004

dang foo

Used to express surprise or complete hatred.

Dang Foo!! You jacked up my car!

by Matt March 14, 2005

vindictive

A quality or state of which aims to hurt others, or get revenge after being hurt by somebodies actions; somebody who always wants the last word.

Chris and I had an argument, I am being vindictive by getting back at him and not talking to him.

by Matt February 18, 2004

period

the time of the monthe when gurls get bitchy beyond belief and scream at everything that moves.

all of my female friends get their period at the same time. so for a week out of the month, every1s pissed at each other. its really gay...

by matt January 24, 2005

a flute

The process of resinating a bowl of cannabis through the carburetor.

it's kicked? pass that piece over here i'm gonna flute it.

by matt November 15, 2003

erate

Also known as arate and alrate. A quick way of saying of all right. Formed originally in Stoke On Trent but now widespread across the north west

Person 1 : Erate there?
Peron 2 : Ai not too bad, hows you
Person 1 : Erate cant complain

by matt November 11, 2004