Matt's definitions

wakeboarding

Watersport where a skier is towed behind a boat using a rope and is similar to snowboarding except on water. You can do sick tricks off the wake of the boat such as the tootsie roll, scaracrow, etc. It's the only tight watersport.

"Dude lets take you boat, hit the lake, and bust out some major air wakeboarding!"

by Matt August 18, 2004

Grotty

80's slang term for disgusting, offensive, dirty, smelly, et cetera. Derived from either "gross" or "grotesque." Rarely heard today.

That gas station's bathroom was hella grotty.

by matt November 17, 2004

frat mattress

1. Adjective. Loose person.
2. Female who sleeps with lots of men, usually members of a fraternity.

Laura is a big frat mattress.

by Matt December 7, 2004

sizebigga

known for his speed when eating crisps this strange creature ducks and dives in between newsagents whilst making humming noises with his mouth.booom bip booom bip boom.

one time he ate his own weight in crisps then decided to beatbox them all over himself.what a mess he said.

by matt December 28, 2004

Girls

In the Amusement Park we call life there is one ride that never seems to end. The roller coaster ride of Girls.

Sometimes it makes you wonder what life would have been like to just be a pansy and ride the Merry-Go-Round.

When does this hellacious ride end!?

by Matt February 27, 2005

diaper

For f**ks sake, its a nappy

Bob has s**t his nappy again

by Matt March 4, 2005

gay and lying

Any homosexual that has either not come out of the closet yet (ie, claiming to be straight) or is denying that they have in fact come out. Often used on message boards to convey dislike for a band, person, group, etc.

Limp Bizkit is gay and lying.

This thread is gay and lying.

Chris is gay and lying.

by matt August 17, 2006