Matt's definitions

<4

better than <3 becuz lilaksdlkas omg lolz i like to eat pizza

i <4 you so much laydee

laydee:<4

ex2.

i <3 j00
me: oh noez j00 dont luv meh i hatez j00

by Matt November 15, 2004

school

Where they hire all of the Mean people whos jobs are to make your life hell. Its the place where you can go and fall asleep to the teachers voices. They allow you to do this, But then get all pissed when the exams come and you dont remember learning this Stuff... They Also will give you bad grades when you fail a test. The reason you mostly fail is because the smartest kid in the class has moved to the other end of the class

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% on this test!!!
You: Thats passing...Isnt it?
(if this fails, then try the following)

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% ON THIS TEST!!!
You: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!!! YOU MOVED ME AWAY FROM THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS!!! (then start crying and run out of the room)

by Matt January 15, 2004

sushisex

sushi sex

i want sushi sex now!

by matt December 23, 2003

baka neko

Means stupid cat in japaneese but is more famous for the website run by Athey with drawing tutorials and a huge message board.

Baka Neko has helped me to become a much better artist.

by Matt January 19, 2004

BOB

Bend over bitch

Daaaammmnn, you a hot cucci momma, BOB!

by Matt February 10, 2006

trans am

One of the American sports cars that is compensation for having a small penis.

See also corvette, viper, and huge ass pickup truck.

by Matt May 28, 2005

The Sounds

A very kick ass band from Sweden. They mix rock with new wave, and their singer is damn hot.

Maja Ivarsson, vocals
Felix Rodriguez, guitars
Johan Bengtsson, bass
Jesper Anderberg, syntheseizers
Fredrik Nilsson, drums

by Matt April 14, 2004