shit

1. (n.) Any pointless or unidentified material.
2. (n.) Poop (n.) The act of pooping (v.) To poop.
3. ~load: A hell of a lot

1. What is this shit?
2. I will go shit.
3. Damn, that's a shitload of guns!

by Matt August 25, 2006

cut-balls

Question where whatever you will answer will be wrong.

Girlfriend: Matt,do you watch porn?
Matt: *thinks* "ok, if I say no, I'm a liar, if I say yes, I'm a pervert."

by Matt November 23, 2004

plympton

A suburb of Plymouth Devon UK. Home of Black Friday. Where all the posh people with money in Plymouth live.

I live in Plympton. I have to get the bus to go out in union street

by Matt October 20, 2004

buck rugly mcfugly

Describes the ugliest of uglies. Someone who was beaten repeatedly with the ugly stick.

"Eww! That girl isn't buck fugly, she's RUCK bugly mcfugly!

by matt October 23, 2003

baston

Word that New Englanders cant pronounce the word is BOSTON but those freaking idiots cant speak proper english this shit is funny cuz they are dumbasses

Go Baston Redsax

Im a complete idiot cuz im from Baston

The Baston Red Sox suck ass compared to the Yankees

by Matt October 13, 2004

Zinky Karfunkle

A person on hallucinagetic drugs who sees themselves as another person. Usually a makebeleive one.

Dude, Zinky Karfunkle is hear.
Dont' stink the Zink!

by Matt December 16, 2004

Shoalin

New York Originated Wu slang, meaning Staten Island

"Black Stallions wowlin on Shoalin"
"Shaolin Cats Thrown inside tha bing"

by matt April 25, 2005