Matt's definitions

stroked on

While playing basketball,he goes to shoot, you jump up to stuff his shot, he shoots just before you're there and he swishes it right in your face

"man you got stroked on"

by matt May 30, 2003

bonus

1. a reach around

2. an unexpected occurance (positive or negative)

1. the gay guys bonused eachother

2. positive :i aced my test! bonus!
negative: that test bonused me (notice past tense signifies negative)

by matt July 7, 2004

sidewalk

No such thing, it is a pavement

I can't be bothered to say the word pavement any more

by Matt March 4, 2005

sum buitch!!

a dirty sum buitch up the street with small balls..also called rt's (raisin testecles) often affiliated with a small brain.

we pissed sum buitch off so he threw a 5 lbs barbell at my car. what a sum buitch!

by matt May 3, 2003

Shigy

an asain, more spisificlly an asain that follows many stereo types

hey shigy, dont hit that red nissan

by matt December 10, 2003

but

used as a greeting in parts of south wales(espescially beddau llantwit and ponty,it is meant to mean mate.

walking down a street.
freind, aquaintence,total stranger walks down the other side of street.
you:arite but!
freind, aquaintence,total stranger:ai!
both walk off

by matt March 27, 2005

conploy

Conploy means 'to employ someone with the intention of firing them'. Its etymology comes from 'con', meaning a rip off or scam and 'ploy', the ending of the word 'employ' on which this word is based.

(Source and origin: www.insidereality.net/index.php?itemid=281)

"I can't believe he conployed you"
"I was conployed"

by Matt April 22, 2005